Almanac Life: Buggerising about on the Bellarine

 

Friday lunchtime at the Geelong Yacht Club.

 

It’s a bright day and there’s optimism everywhere; ideal to begin the summer of Test cricket. The city by Corio Bay’s vibrant and cheerful people stream up and down the waterfront. I’m dining with eight chaps, and we’re all connected by the communal and effervescent Footy Almanac. Today’s lunch is all about conversation: a delightful jumble of 1970s SANFL, Gough, and the far-flung places we’ve lived from Darwin to Tassie to England.

 

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I love cricket. I love going to Adelaide Oval and feeling its captivating pull as I cross the Torrens footbridge. I love watching it on TV—especially when Tim Lane’s commenting. But cricket on the car radio is a unique joy. Following the Geelong lunch, I’m driving back to Point Lonsdale, and I poke at the hire car’s screen and get Australia v India on. The first session’s underway, and I’m eight again. Through the speakers flows the crowd noise with its comforting hum, the whip crack of willow on leather, even the aural assurance of the hyperventilating commentators with their, ‘Starc in, bowls… Big noise! There’s a shout…

 

It’s as summery as slamming screen doors, fish and chips by the beach, and those ticking nights when it’s still thick and pizza-oven hot at midnight.

 

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We’re here as Claire’s the Auslan interpreter for the Queenscliff Music Festival (the Auslan). Murray Wiggle and Jeff Wiggle are doing a DJ set. Claire gets a backstage photo and chats with them. Her brother Geoff knows both and decades ago they were all in a band. In the big tent young troubadour Jack Botts is playing his wistful guitar pop, and Murray’s just in front of me with his shoulders like a rangy country footballer. I imagine him somewhere like Angaston pulling in a few casual grabs at centre-half forward. As he takes in the music, there’s a ceaseless trickle of fans and he’s kind to all, smiling for a selfie, offering each a few minutes. It’s lovely to see.

 

 

 

 

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Saturday morning and I’m in Portarlington for their park run. It’s a quarter to eight and the air is dense and unmoving. Gathering by a tree on a gravel path we’re alongside Port Phillip Bay and just under a hundred of us set off. Ambling along, I peer through the close murk and see the Melbourne CBD, a silhouette of grey and black and imposing quiet. There are dual hills to finish to course, but these are gentler than I’d heard. Making my way back to Point Lonsdale I listen to 3RRR and drive through Indented Head and St. Leonards. Both are daggy but hugely appealing.

 

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Watching Claire perform at the festival is a joy given her distinctive skill and focus. It’s mesmerising and humbling for I understand not a single sign. She interprets for CW Stoneking, a Katherine native who adopts a Southern persona complete with Mississippi drawl. He plays hypnotic blues music that could be a century old. Backstage, Claire asked him to explain one of his lyrics, and he replied, ‘I don’t know what it means.’ Sometimes, on stage when speaking between songs, he slips briefly, almost imperceptibly, back into his Territorian accent.

 

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Other mornings in Point Lonsdale I run along the beach or through town. The town oval hugs the bay, and an underage cricket match is underway. The pitch is Gabba grass. Most of the players are in whites but the batsman’s in jeans. Nostalgia pricks at me as I pass. I also run west past the lighthouse and down onto the endless beach. I don’t usually run on the sand, instead preferring an esplanade but this morning’s forced path’s a revelation. Rather than being by the beach, and a spectator to the surf, I’m a participant. The waves are closer, their roar is louder and the air’s muggier. I’m now converted to sand running, immersed rather than observing, and it feels enlivening—physically and spiritually. Vast cargo ships pull themselves sluggishly in and out of the bay.

 

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Monday, we zig and zag across the Peninsula through towns like Clifton Springs and Wallington. It seems to function like the Fleurieu: a relaxed retreat for the neighbouring city folk. We take our lunch at the Rolling Pin bakery in Ocean Grove. My pie is massive and collapses on my plate, so I collect a knife and fork. Claire’s baked good is more cooperative. A PE teacher tramps in, local primary school polo shirt on, a Cleveland Cavaliers lanyard dangling, and a silver ring of keys jingling in his pocket.

 

The Bellarine’s an assured, slow sanctuary.

 

 

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Comments

  1. Sounds like you had a great weekend, Mickey.
    You certainly crammed in plenty.

  2. By the way, at the 2022 Byron Bluesfest, I was in the crowd down the front for Weddings Parties Anything but, annoyingly, stuck right behind a big bloke who was restricting my view. I moved closer to the side of him and discovered it was none other than Murray Wiggle. He sure loves his music. .

  3. Another enjoyable piece Mickey.

    I can see Murray Wiggle as a country CHF. Seems like the kind of bloke who would be happy to dish out a handball to the young kid on debut to bring them into the game.

    Gee I hope the PE teacher was wearing a pair of 80’s era tennis shorts.

  4. Yes we’ve called the Bellarine home for nearly 30 years- beautifully described especially the pie. We regularly do Sausage Roll Thursday there.

  5. Mickey Randall says

    Smokie – I saw Mick Thomas on Sunday afternoon and he was terrific. Much in common with The Pogues. Brooke Taylor goes very well.

    Greg A – if only! Murray’d get the best Team Man trophy most seasons.

    Noel – SRT sounds the kind of tradition I could get behind. We’ve had discussions around returning next year!

    Thanks everyone.

  6. roger lowrey says

    Mickey,

    In no particular order, I loved those evocative summer references and the thought that Murray Wiggle is a real person who loves his music. (Hey Smokie, was he wearing red at Byron Bay?)

    More particularly though, I welcome your likeness of parts of the Bellarine to the Fleurier. Mrs RDL actually teaches at Clifton Springs Primary.

    However, you flatter us though as we thought the Fleurier was just a stunning piece of scenery when we went through on our way to Kangaroo Island a few years ago. And this despite our disappointment at not seeing any smugglers in those caves off that north KI beach which looked for all the world like Kirrin Island.

    Maybe next time!

    RDL

  7. Mickey Randall says

    RDL- I reckon the Wiggles biopic must be on its way! And there’s something evocative about a peninsula, isn’t there? Speaking of matters geographical: a close mate was working in the south of Spain a few years’ ago and finally enjoying a day off went for a walk along a beach. He stopped someone and asked, ‘What’s the island over there?’ The stranger replied, ‘Africa.’

    Thanks for that.

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