2011 New team slogans

In the wake of two of the worst membership slogans in football history from Carlton I ask other club supporters for their thoughts on next year’s themes for their or other teams membership drives.

Here’s a couple of quick ones

Adelaide: At least we’re not Port

Brisbane: He’s not the messiah. He’s just a naughty boy

Carlton: Dont start a Blue

Collingwood: No seriously. We will win it this year

Essendon: Bravo Tango Foxtrot. Command to “Bomber”. We’re going down

Freo: We’ve dumped the ballast.

Geelong: So long Sun

Hawthorn: We really are a better class of bird

Melbourne: Tanks for the memories

Kangas: Poor and proud

Port: Allen Scott. You were basically correct

Richmond: Ninth for the taking. Its ours

Saints: We had the glaziers in. The window just got bigger

Sydney: Forget the West, Paddington’s the best

West Coast: Stuff the AFL. They’re our minerals

Bullies: Right said Red

About Tony Robb

A life long Blues supporter of 49 years who has seen some light at the end of the tunnel that isn't Mick Malthouse driving a train.


  1. Try this Tony. Those Pies supporters have convinced me we are past it. And they are so reliable in their footy smarts.

    We are Geelong the oldest team of all

    We are Geelong we’re going off the boil

    We play the game as if for pension pay

    In the old folks’ home today

    We move in walking frames

    We’ve lost our spark

    In the McKellar Centre car park

  2. Geelong: Grumpy Old Men

  3. Shouldn’t Essendon’s call sign be ‘Whiskey Tango Foxtrot’?

  4. From the going on at Brisbane they might go by the slogan

    Brisbane- Imploding one day at a time.

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