AFL – Round 22: Port Adelaide v Carlton: Restored Focus

The Power cruise to a massive victory: heads up, these boys are just warming up for the finals.

AFL Round 21 – Gold Coast Suns v Port Adelaide: The Best Laid Plans

A monsoon makes a mockery of Jamie Simmons plans to showcase footy to new friend Mel.

AFL Round 21 – Gold Coast v Port Adelaide: All hail the Ranga Prince of Alberton

Dan Hansen dishes out the praise for his club who chose to use a high draft pick to take a ruckman, and watches as that man Lobbe dominates in atrocious Carrara conditions.

AFL Round 18 – Port Adelaide v Melbourne: Triple fun in Sydney Town

Handbag Hansen is invited to three functions on the one afternoon. Lucky they’re all at the same venue. And Port fall over the line.

AFL Round 13 – Sydney v Port Adelaide: It’s Not About the Footy (Ari’s debut)

The Moores come from all points of the compass to meet at the SCG, as is the annual tradition. Ari makes his debut, Buddy goes off, and the weekend ends with a happy surprise. [Great family and footy yarn – Ed]

AFL Round 11 – Melbourne v Port Adelaide: A game for points, or the point of the game

Long-time Centralian and great character, Paul Fitzy Fitzsimons reflects on the significance of the Round 11 game at Traeger Park.

AFL Round 12 – Port Adelaide v St Kilda: Saints overpowered

Footy is sometimes very simple: you get overpowered by a better team on the day.

The Creed

Mick Gwyther on the Port Adelaide creed, and the implications that has.

AFL Round 8 – Port Adelaide v Fremantle: Youth, Innocence, and a Bad Haircut Beat Age and Guile

Amazing! The Sydney Uni old boys game looks exactly like the game from the Adelaide Oval and, in both cases, youth runs over the top of age and guile. [With apologies to PJ O’Rourke]

AFL Round 6 – Port Adelaide v Geelong: Retribution at last

Dan Hansen has been waiting a long time for this – 135 years. [Great stuff from you Handbag – you are a true student of history, life and the game. And yes, I agree with you]

AFL Round 3 – North Melbourne v Port Adelaide: No Pudding for Dennis

Neutral Craig Dodson enjoys a competitive game of footy – and Dennis.

AFL Round 2 Review

JTH considers his recent investment strategies.

An off-Broadway opening

Veni, Vidi, Vici. “I paid, I saw, I didn’t like” writes Carlton diehard John Butler. Beware the Ides of March?

The Fall

Franc de Borges identifies four clubs which are on the slide. (Perhaps)

Home: it’s where the Bulldogs are playing

Kerrie Soraghan misses the smell of wet duffel coats and donut vans at Whitten Oval but the win against Port in Darwin was as sweet as any win she watched there.

AFL Round 6 – North Melbourne v Port: Leave pass

North continue to toy with the emotions of their fans by letting the opposition back into games that should have been sealed earlier, writes Andrew Starkie.

AFL Round 6 – North Melbourne v Port: Victory just the tonic

North’s win was just the tonic for Paul Thomson and an old friend.

AFL Round 6 – North Melbourne v Port Power: When Stu met Chelsea

Stu Warren comes face to face with the diva of decision making; the Aphrodite of adjudication – Chelsea Roffey.

AFL Round 6: Winners and Losers

The first rule of Round Six is don’t talk about Round Six. Not because we don’t want anyone to know about it, but because you didn’t even need to witness it to know what happened for 90 per cent of it.

AFL Round 5 – Port Adelaide v West Coast: Being Ken Hinkley

Rob Bath tries to get inside the head of Ken HInkley, footy’s unlikely Man of the Moment.