Round 12 – Melbourne v Collingwood: MCC list cloggers

P Dimitriadis’ satire finds the MCC overrun as “Olivia, Reginald, Pru, Darcy, Octavia, Nathaniel, Genevieve, Oscar, Virginia, Gareth and Amelia along with their guests, have decided to have a day out to honour the MCC memberships bestowed on them by their forefathers Edward, Charles, Rupert, Cecil, Sebastian and Felix.” And it only gets worse.