Round 5 – Collingwood v Essendon: Give me Julia and Maynard ahead of cold Pies

July 5, 2020 by 5 Comments

The Pies toyed with Sean Mortell’s emotions on Friday night, although he’s willing to admit the Bombers deserved to win.

Almanac Fashion: A Bit Shirty

December 10, 2019 by 16 Comments

As that little known David Bowie/Graham Parker duet goes, “Fashion Is No Ordinary Word”. In Swish’s case, very ordinary. What’s in your t-shirt collection? And why is it still there at all?

Stereo Story – a neck brace and RocKwiz

February 28, 2016 by 1 Comment

Julia Zemiro, RocKwiz’s vivacious host, spots my neck brace. (It’s hard to miss.) She touches me on the arm. “What happened?”

Confessions of a Smart Arse – My Brilliant (Game Show) Career: Episode 3 – (C)Rockwiz – Spare Us The Cutter

April 30, 2014 by 10 Comments

Twenty five years after his last TV appearance, Swish Schwerdt is back for more, this time for the whole world to see (or at least those with internet access). If you are called a freakazoid at the Espy but it doesn’t make it on screen, did it really happen?

How to Watch Footy, part 10: Glimpses

May 22, 2013 by 4 Comments

Another big weekend of footy for Vin Maskell – Auskick, Under 18s, AFL – although the Geelong-Collingwood game played second fiddle to Julia Zemiro on SBS.