The 2017 Infinitesimalist Cup – Round Sixteen

Earl O’Neill casts his eye over which teams can actually have an impact come finals time in the AFL. Sydney are surging, the Cats are in there as always and the Doggies look to miss out altogether.

Round 21 – Western Bulldogs v Collingwood: Bontempelli & Bucks’ Billy Goats

Luke Reynolds seems a bit gruff after another “honourable loss” by Collingwood. There’s no escape.

Round 20 – Richmond v Collingwood: Cam Hooke’s Collingwood Life

Cam Hooke and the bitter disappointment that comes with losing to an old enemy.

Round 19 – Collingwood v West Coast: More Darce, less farce

Jeff Dowsing catches a star-studded Almanac cast at Victoria Park, before watching the “freakish” D Moore in both full flight and full story-of-2016 at the MCG.

Round 9 – Collingwood v Geelong: I love Melbourne, I love footy

In town for Good Beer Week, Luke Reynolds is able to celebrate a Collingwood win with fellow good beer lovers at GABS instead of drowning his sorrows.

Round 4 – Collingwood v Melbourne: Early settlers

David Wilson ducks off to the Collingwood v Melbourne match. Seated amongst the Collingwood throng, he finds a team in more trouble than McCubbin’s Pioneer.

Haiku Bob – Round 15 – Steady Drip

Three straight defeats and nobody up forward “except bloody Jesse White”… the rains are falling on Haiku Bob’s Magpies.

Round 14 – Collingwood v Hawthorn: Remembering Walshy

Another one that got away… The Pies threw everything at Hawthorn, writes Nicholas D’Urbano, but were wasteful in front of goal. But the shocking loss of Phil Walsh puts things in perspective.

Round 11- Collingwood v GWS: White Knight sees off the Giants

The Pies hold firm and take away the four points against GWS… unfortunately for the Giants’ fans at the MCG (both of them). Luke Reynolds reports.

Round 3 – Collingwood v St Kilda – Pies get it done against depleted Saints

Cheesman Taylor gets the honours this week for the Floreat Pica Society; in which the Pies hit their stride, key players find form and the younger brigade outclass their opponents.

AFL Round 18 – Sydney v Richmond: White bags a Tiger

Shhhh, the boys from Sydney are hunting tigers.

AFL Round 11 – Adelaide v Sydney: Slow start, supersonic finish

It was an agonising trip to the City of Churches to watch his Swans but, after their perfect display against the Crows, Tom Bally was in no hurry to leave.