One of my petty prejudices is against left-handed golfers. I cower as they take stance, sure the ball is about to clatter in to me on the couch. In summary, they stand on the wrong side of the ball*. I rail against “flop shot” Phil and (yawn) “Snake” Chalmers. But there’s an exception…and he’s now [Read more]
TO THE KNOCKERS
April 15, 2012 by 2 Comments
TO THE KNOCKERS When your kid falls to the ground You don’t put him in the dock. You don’t walk away disgusted You don’t let his buddies mock. You pick him up and dust him off You whisper in his ear ‘Don’t listen to the blighters scoff Get up again and hear them cheer.’ That [Read more]
Clash of the Titans
April 15, 2012 by Leave a Comment
This is the Clash of the Titans, Dustin Fletcher vs. Gary Ablett junior. Both play completely different game styles yet both equally important for their team. Dustin Fletcher is Essendon’s hero in defence, always there to stop a goal, get a match-saving tackle or spoil the AFL best defenders. He played for Essendon seven years [Read more]
Monday @ The Almanac
ER (David Wilson) paints a picture of Scott Pendlebury as a motive for the impressionists HERE.
Hawthorn 10.15.75 d Adelaide 9.12.66
Richmond 10.14.74 d Essendon 7.14.56
Fremantle 16.8.104 d St Kilda 11.8.74
North Melbourne 17.9.111 d Gold Coast 16.9.105
Geelong 15.17.107 d Sydney 12.8.80
Collingwood 13.14.92 d West Coast 12.10.82
Port Adelaide 8.10.58 d by Carlton 13.14.92
GWS 26.10.166 d Brisbane 13.10.88
Western Bulldogs 14.9.93 d Melbourne 13.12.90
Register on the Almanac site and receive our e-newsletter.
You can contact editor John Harms directly: [email protected]
Or sms: 0417 635030.
Twitter (or whatever it is): @thefootyalmanac Facebook: The Footy Almanac
Copyright remains with individual authors and creators. Inquiries via email HERE.The opinions contained in posts are those of the author. They are not opinions of Malarkey Publications and www.footyalmanac.com.au
BORDER WARS
April 15, 2012 by 3 Comments
By John Green We would all have to agree that the sport-as-war metaphor has been taken a little too far at times, especially by military history buffs like Mick Malthouse. But allow me to indulge myself for a moment. If I was comparing today’s Richmond-Melbourne clash to a famous battle, which conflict would I refer [Read more]
Coming of age
April 15, 2012 by Leave a Comment
By Keiran Deck What was that? Did you say something? Must have been…Ouch! What is that? It looks like. Well I don’t know what it looks like…Ouch! Will you stop? I’m trying to…trying to. I’m trying to find out how to use these. They’re meaty and I can move them mighty fast. I might call [Read more]
An Evening to Forget
April 15, 2012 by 4 Comments
Collingwood vs Carlton. MCG 13: 4:2012 It started as an excellent evening. I drove to Fitzroy and found a legal park close to Victoria St so I could walk through the Gardens to the “G.” I had arranged to meet my daughter in Gertrude St for a meal before the Game and we found a [Read more]
All hail the Ross scallop pie, especially en route to the footy in Hobart
April 14, 2012 by 1 Comment
FEARLESS – Could it get any worse for the Demons? We hope not… Carlton headed north to the Gabba confident that the preseason woes were behind them. As if to emphasise this, Eddie Betts took two screamers, both requiring Air Traffic Control’s permission to land. After an even first half, the Murphy-led Blues exercised [Read more]
For Whom The Bell Tolls
April 14, 2012 by Leave a Comment
Is it possible to have stretch marks on your heart? The tension and pressure of the final minutes of front running were almost too much for the mortal system of The Terrace. Not so for the inspiring and inspired performers of the GFC. Like the extraordinary waves that lashed the surf coast the week before, [Read more]
A modern-day (Tasmanian) parable
April 14, 2012 by 2 Comments
Easter Sunday dawned in Tassy and the natives awoke to three main news stories. Firstly the Easter Bunny had arrived and I’d consumed the ears out of three chocolate rabbits before arising. Secondly we met with a word unfamiliar to us in the southern outpost, Ominium. The nearest I’d heard of it was [Read more]
Da da da da daaa, da da da da daaa
April 14, 2012 by 30 Comments
I don’t’ despise nor loathe the Magpies. I simply hate them. Hate is the singular emotion that sums up a person’s utter contempt for their enemy. Not a Fatwa type of hate but the type that leads you to never mention their name without it being prefaced with a profanity. So as I settle in [Read more]
AFL? It’s not you, it’s me.
April 14, 2012 by 23 Comments
Autumn in Melbourne and another AFL season has begun —not that the game ever goes away round here. Not when the make up of some club’s “leadership group” (the players deemed least likely to snap bra straps in nightclubs, I assume) is considered worthy of a back page lead in summer. But the early salvos [Read more]
Tony Birch seminar on the involvement of Indigenous players in the AFL
April 13, 2012 by 2 Comments
EVENT: Thursday, April 26 6-8pm at the Jika Jika Community Centre, corner of Union and Plant Streets, Northcote (very near Westgarth Station). FREE Dr Tony Birch, writer and university lecturer, looks at the issues surrounding the participation of Indigenous Australians in football, and the way that Indigenous footballers are portrayed in the day-to-day reporting of [Read more]
THE PRE WRAP – ROUND III
April 13, 2012 by Leave a Comment
FOR THE PHILOSOPHICAL MARNGROOK FAN What a week it’s been in Footy Eddie. The Fix is in the news again. (Don’t you mean fixture Wrap – Ed) Everyone’s onto it. You can’t pick up a rag or tune into the electronic medjah without copping an eye or ear full of it. You know – about [Read more]
Sal’s Tips: Round 3
April 13, 2012 by Leave a Comment
Greetings All, Well round 2 certainly put the competition into perspective with not only poor match ups but pretty ordinary scheduling to go with it! The average margin for the round of 55 points, but over 62 if you take out the Easter Monday special. I wrote last year of the two speed competition, [Read more]
A search for two women of Fitzroy
April 12, 2012 by 4 Comments
The Fremantle Dockers had one of their finest times before and after round 22 of 1996. It was a sad time. Fitzroy played their last AFL game against Fremantle on 1 September. The AFL didn’t do much to mark the occasion but the Dockers, in just their second season, realised its importance. They helped a [Read more]
Footy Quatrains Part 2
April 12, 2012 by 4 Comments
Advice to a Young Footballer “Don’t worry what the papers say, don’t fear the words of men, in Melbourne-town the footy boot is mightier than the pen.” Jesaulenko You Beauty! If you blinked you would have missed it–– like the strike of a death adder–– he was soaring into outer space, Jenkins was [Read more]
Crio’s Racing
April 12, 2012 by 12 Comments
Racing returns to Randwick this Saturday for a star-studded meeting. It’s the time-honoured Derby Day though the 3 yr olds’ big day has to be shared with the mouth-watering return of Atlantic Jewel in the Sapphire Stakes, All Too Hard’s battle with Slipper winner Pierro in the Sires’ Produce and the anticipated Rain Affair/Foxwedge showdown [Read more]
Greg de Moore at the Piney
April 12, 2012 by 1 Comment
Hi fellow footy fans, Following hot on the heels of our recent launch of the Queensland Australian Football Forensics, I am pleased to advise you of our next function: Greg de Moore, prize-winning biographer of early football and cricket pioneer Tom Wills, will be our guest speaker at the Pineapple Hotel on Monday 23 [Read more]
Almanac Rugby League – Rabbitoh in the vineyard
April 12, 2012 by Leave a Comment
RABBITOH IN THE VINEYARD – PART 1 NRL RND 5: SOUTH SYDNEY v WESTS TIGERS As one of the thousands of long suffering South Sydney members, I am well accustomed to false dawns, and a general uneasiness whenever the Bunnies go into any match as favourites – whether with the TAB, and / or [Read more]
Recent Comments