From that first cherry plucked when Adam was small To when suburban clan rivalries divided us all Words mêlée and fight as our poets recite The deeds and the lore of football Though others assume this most sacred name As rugby, and gridiron, even soccer may claim Of feats gazed upon in sport’s pantheon From [Read more]
Poetry: A Barry Crocker of a Year
By Rick Trewavas Screw the game, it’s not the same If your mob’s not out there. It’s the final stanza for all but five, Too late to sell a game alive to the NT, bugger it – it was worth plenty. But at least our B&F Tink is rid of umpies’ mistakes, Ducks and drakes, [Read more]
Haiku Bob – AFL Round 22 – unmistakable stench
twilight game the city’s groan circles the Dome from wing to wing we try to make the ball go forward Dogs on another fast break paint peeling from the rafters leisurely Leon spears a pass to his opponent getting jumpy Wellingham crumbs and goals his own fumble twilight our hopes slowly fade but fade they [Read more]
Haiku Bob – AFL Round 21 – such and such
Sunday football – players emerge head-bowed from their sermons blowing a gale – trees and forwards stripped of life for some the ball goes only where the wind wants it to two fumbles and suddenly Dick in the clear late winter squall – smooth passing gone with [Read more]
Haiku Bob – AFL Round 20 – holding it all together
early resistance over before my first beer shaking off winter Swan loses another tag late winter squall spot fires stretch across half-forward dust settles… magpies go back to feeding on remains fragmented sky Didak holding it all together kick out – passing clouds bunch up empty paper bag [Read more]
Haiku Bob – AFL Round 19 – dreaded hope
mid-August returning on cue dreaded hope TV game in prime position the sleeping dog night begins to cool players not yet hardened to their task deceived by the bounce clouds leave behind the moon moonlight mixes with wine the game starts to open up time-on game in the balance dog snores at my feet magnolias [Read more]
Haiku Bob – AFL Round 18 – the big sticks
murky stars the air heavy with Presti’s absence deep winter the mating season for misdirected kicks moon glint a daisy among the weeds of our forward line night mist Leon turns expressionist another behind – a seagull sails between the big sticks slow moving [Read more]
Poetry: A Local Bloke
By Bill Walker A box slips down with a humming sound, faces smile through tears the playing field a memory now, team mates succumbing to years Barney, Rat, Whinger, Knob and Doris from the canteen the team’s all there with silver hair, on a nostalgic crutch they lean a special bloke has had enough, slipped [Read more]
AFL Round 17 – Haiku Bob – winter sounds
Friday Night Football florescent ump waits for TV cue I slurp plastic beer
AFL Round 16 – Haiku Bob – from somewhere a cloud
stars appearing our game plan in a million pieces gazing at the centre half forward no longer there sharp wind Hodge’s torpedo pierces the night swirling breeze whichever way we want to go we can’t cloudless night from somewhere a cloud of hawks in the clear Toovey kicks it [Read more]
Haiku Bob: AFL Round 15: blur of bodies
hot start the coolness in our play Leon’s blind turn I top up the wine glass without looking surrounded by winter O’Bree works the ball loose unnoticed rolling thunder the ball tumbles from end to end dwindling lead I take everything back in winter’s hold driven only by the goal we need less than a [Read more]
Haiku Bob: AFL Round 14 – green shoots
first bounce the calm of dusk disperses green shoots spear through charred remains Cloke finding form no breeze to speak of the moon at the scoring end artificial light Daisy’s goal fanciful Presti repels another attack moths bash into floodlights wondering what it is that makes Jack kick so straight [Read more]
Haiku Bob: Round 13 – the lull between goals
the lull between goals saturday afternoon the full forward rips the ball from the sky Didak props the way the forward line opens up before and after the final siren – Dick’s grin Harry begins the journey back to where he was before the goal [Read more]
Haiku Bob: Round 12: The floodlights hum
low crowd Didak and the floodlights hum trails in the dew two wayward brothers cross paths leaf veins the burly spearhead lays bare his frailties rain weary sky Cox gets caught gets caught again longest night the Swans catch us late in the third from the [Read more]
Haiku Bob: Community Cup — shifty winds
pre-match the dressing room fills with smoke Community Cup – decked out in team colours the family dog in the clinches beer guts hold right of way burly rover streams forward way up ahead his former self rain comes the crowd on the hill unmoved [Read more]
AFL Round 11: cloudburst by Haiku Bob
cloudburst Queen’s Birthday the number one pick rubs shoulders with the best this day looks no different yet eight unanswered goals dark clouds and Presti shut out any light cloudburst – goal sharks spill over themselves for [Read more]
Poetry: Twilight by Andrew Gigacz
Twilight by Andrew Gigacz Footy is not for Twilight Footy is for Highlights and Lowlights And Friday night Floodlights Twilight is not for footy Twilight is for Goths For Stephanie Meyer and Bella Swan It’s not for footy Twilight is for teenagers and Kristen Stewart It’s for [Read more]
Poetry: Bill and Bob
Bill and Bob By Phil Dimitriadis Bill played forward, Bob played back, man on man, the olden days. Body hair, Brylcream, going the whack. Arch rivals these clubs remain, two young men with a bitter secret, who [Read more]
Haiku Bob: inside the arc
by Haiku Bob inside the arc half moon just the one man inside the arc first chip out wide I reach for my beer night dew the world wobbles on Swan’s kicking moon-punched sky Harry squirts [Read more]
Haiku Bob: poking holes
Dreamtime – end to end Leon poking holes in the rolling zone real-time TV Pendlebury spots targets out of picture Anthony shoots – the moon post-high Indian summer we suddenly kick it to the hot spots [Read more]
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