AFL Round 22 – Reports

All the Round 22 reports

AFL Round 22- Greater Western Sydney v Collingwood: Uncontested Goals

Earl O’Neill reports on the chemical effects of body putty, and a damp evening at the Sydney Showgrounds where G took on C.

Round 22 – Haiku Bob – filling holes

Haiku Bob is (pleasantly) surprised to find himself penning a winning Haiku for his Magpies in the wet in Sydney.

AFL Round 22: Geelong v Hawthorn – the mind is a prison

Rick Kane sneezed and spluttered and bellowed while watching the Hawks trail the Cats. He sent bile hurtling from the depth of his liver’s bum. And then the Hawks starting kicking goals. Ten of them.

AFL Round 22 – Saturday night

JTH on an evening at the Waterside Hotel watching the Bledisloe Cup, and the night working out what happened at the MCG. [Contains traces of P. Flynn analysis – Ed]

AFL – Round 22: Port Adelaide v Carlton: Restored Focus

The Power cruise to a massive victory: heads up, these boys are just warming up for the finals.

AFL Round 22 – Richmond v St. Kilda: An old and a new Saint shine in the gloom of a loss to the Tigers.

It’s been a tough year for Sainters as Braham Dabscheck points out, but there’s always something to cling to.

AFL Round 22 – North Melbourne v Adelaide: Free settlers play without conviction in Van Diemen’s Land

In a finals like match for the Adelaide Crows, duffer watches on hoping that his Crows can secure their spot in September in unlikely Tasmanian territory.

AFL Round 22, SANFL Round 18: The Crows – starting the autopsy while the heart still beats

Dave Brown saw the Crows twice on the weekend. He was disappointed but not surprised at the AFL team’s loss to the Kangaroos. He was overjoyed when the SANFL Crows showed similar heart and skill to grant his Norwood Redlegs 2nd place for the finals.

AFL Round 22 – Brisbane v Fremantle: Tupperware or tribute to Ash?

Glenda Ellis, when handed the great conundrum, turned her back on a Tupperware party. Come on; it’s the Lions’ last home game of the year.

AFL Round 22 – GWS v Collingwood: Sitting on my watch

Damian Balassone gets his Pies home at the Templestow Hotel (some nice observations and descriptions which we’d expect from the poet D. Balassone – Ed)

AFL Round 22 – Essendon v Gold Coast: Something Worth Watching

Andrew Else was not required for coaching duties this weekend so he spent the weekend at Cape Schanck. But he couldn’t take his eyes off the tight final quarter between his Bombers and the Suns.

The Post Wrap – Round 22: Where Life Imitates Football

Mr Wrap reviews the Round 22 action and the prospects for the final round. He has been crunching the numbers for a new premiership points system (surprisingly the Tigers finish 8th).

AFL Round 22 – Richmond v St. Kilda: Bets are gonna get ripped

Andythebeast et al pay respects to Saint Lenny at the G. Would it be a Tigers flogging? Would it be a Saints upset win? Or would it be something else…?

AFL Round 22 – Port Adelaide v Carlton: Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed Something Teal … Again.

Dan Hansen and the NSW Port Supporters Group (now there’s a name for a band) journeyed to Fiji and a wedding to see their team triumph over a Carlton team that was also on holidays.

AFL Round 22 – Hawthorn v Geelong: Game of Groans.

The Hawks beat the Cats in a vicious second half knockout…. and with finals so close, will the Cats be able to pick themselves off the canvas?

AFL Round 22 – Hawthorn v Geelong: My Dark Side of the Moon

“Run…. Hawthorn, run…. kick those goals…. ’till the game is won….”

AFL Round 22 – Greater Western Sydney v Collingwood: Pies’ dream win

The black and whites pull off a win against the team in orange, white and… charcoal…?

AFL Round 22 – Hawthorn v Geelong: When Big Bang Theory Met Intelligent Design … All while they were livin’ in the 70’s.

One-eyed Gregor Lewis sees cause and effect in the latest Hawks v Cats home & away fixture. Bigger things await. But can the Hawks remember who they are? Can these Cats make them forget?

AFL Round 22 – Western Bulldogs v Sydney: Concessions

Tom Riordan had food for thought watching the best team in the comp take apart his Dogs. Unexpectedly good seats, too.