AFL Round 12 – Collingwood v Western Bulldogs: Word associations and unanswerable questions

David Wilson is multi-tasking (badly) and would like some help from the ABC commentary team. Stop spouting cliches and reading statistics – give us the vibe of the match.

AFL Round 12- Collingwood v Western Bulldogs: Past players and new arrivals

As Luke Reynolds waits for the arrival of a new Collingwood supporter (today), he watches his Pies on the couch and is much happier with this 34-point win over Footscray than last week’s 83-point win over Melbourne. (All the best today, Luke, from all at the Knackery.)

AFL Round 12 – Carlton v Hawthorn: Statistically A Perfect 10

Hawthorn may have their eyes on the bigger prize, but encounters like Friday night mean just as much for their fans, especially Armin Richter. He missed out on 10 consecutive wins against the Blues in the 80s and he wanted that record on Friday night.

AFL Round 12 – Richmond v Adelaide: The Return from the Wilderness

Paddy Grindlay finds it a little difficult to listen to the footy while playing kick-to-kick with his little brother.

AFL Round 12 – Preview: Are Carlton becoming good for football the way Richmond have been for years, and other speculations

John Harms looks at Round 12 and decides that Collingwood are getting back on track now that Heath is skinny again, Dwayne’s had another tatt coloured in and is back in the guts, and D. Didak is back in the side.

AFL Round 12 – Preview: The Pre-Wrap

The Wrap gives his pre-season appraisal, as well as his usual infallible tipping guide to Round 12.

AFL Round 12 Preview: Just a Suburban Boy

Sal Ciardulli produces report cards for those on holiday this week (including Dave Warner).