bye weekend

bye weekend –
all the things round the house
that need doing

bye weekend –
the vacuum cleaner cord
at full stretch


bye weekend –
only war now
on tv

bye weekend –
my wife takes me through
what I’ve missed

bye weekend –
reintroducing my wife
to the man she met

bye weekend –
after my yawn
my wife’s

About rob scott

Rob Scott (aka Haiku Bob) is a Melbourne-born resident of Sweden who spent his adolsecence in Queensland. He has also had stints in Japan and The Netherlands but calls Victoria Park home. He writes haiku in between teaching whisky and drinking English, or something like that.


  1. Peter Flynn says:

    We’re back in action late Friday morning (CET) HB.

    How will you take in the match?



  2. Phantom says:

    Bye bye magpie
    feline scattered tatters
    below half Melbourne moon

  3. haiku bob says:


    i’ll be at work.
    in the classroom.
    teaching math.
    might put it on the big screen and get the kids to work out the square root of swanny’s inside fifties.

    go pies.


  4. Phantom says:

    Square root of Swannie’s GWS millions, perhaps?

  5. Peter Flynn says:


    I knew deep down you were a math man.



  6. John Butler says:


    All the things round the house indeed.


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