Almanac Rugby – Old Collegians v Barossa Rams: `Appy Birthday



Old Collegians v Barossa Rams


My friend Florian Bousignac, the man with a French name (because he is French), has a birthday today, May 28. I am very envious of him. He is in the prime of his rugby life.


In television commentary it is de rigueur (see what I did there?) to mention a player’s age, occupation and home town or home region – “the 31 year old refrigeration mechanic from Taranaki” or the “21 year old medical student from St Lucia.” My recent favourite is the All Blacks “30 year old nightclub bouncer from Auckland” but I can’t remember who that is (just that he is a prop, as expected). If legendary commentator Gordon Bray were calling South Australian rugby, Florian, having just buried the darty scrum half yet again would be “the 29 year old wine-maker from Tanunda”




It’s Saturday afternoon in Kensington Gardens, the natural habitat of Adelaide rugby players. Always borderline endangered, they have found a way to ward off the prospect of extinction. The most virile and determined ensure that the Kangaroo shaslicks (with bush tomato jelly) are prepared and there’s enough Pimms in the boot to get through the loyal toast and an afternoon on the squirt.


The Barossa Rams have arrived from up country like Visigoths. After some years in the doldrums, they have gathered their forces and are back in town. With president Fraser Vivian (“the 50 year old vaccinator from Krondorf”) leading the rampage, the Rams have taken all before. “It’s great to be back in our spiritual home,” he explains, “in third division.” Things are on the up and up. “We used to have seven turning up to training on a Tuesday night, but now we have 27.  The life is back.”


Fraser knows what it’s like to be at the forefront of things. A lapsed hooker, he has fallen into the trajectory of Darwinian evolution and turned himself into a prop. There is no finer expression of humanity than the prop forward. I recall being on the Gabba Hill when, well into the final session, I found myself drinking XXXX cans with a bloke as wide as he was tall (with no observable neck) who’d had a few himself. He was wearing a T-shirt which said, “God invented beer so that props wouldn’t take over the world.” It reminded me of the sign I saw one time driving past Bottomley Park, home of Easts, in Brisbane which announced the forthcoming season: “Sign on: Jan 29. All welcome. Even props.”


And so the Rams arrive, undefeated, at the home of Collegians, also boasting a clean sheet, for a contest the whole rugby world had been anticipating. Coach Cooper Burns, the 40-something winemaker from Nuriootpa, had instructed his players to trust in themselves, and to follow the simple plan of a couple of crash and bash phases before “giving it to the Fijians”. At fly-half, Joey, the 34 year old vege packer from Elizabeth; in the centres Savi, who’s come up through the Rams’ juniors; and at No. 8, Eli, coincidentally also a vege packer from Elizabeth.


The players had Coops in their ears. “If you win the ball, and there’s a chance, play quick. Run the ball,” he’d said. “Otherwise re-set.”


The Rams start well, following instructions. Florian wins a lineout near the line, his pack force the maul over and the Rams lead early. Fraser is stoked. He’s standing with the Collegians’ president, who someone says is the 79 year old former don from Oxford (recently nominated for a Nobel Prize in Theoretical Calligraphy perhaps?)


Florian knew it would be an interesting afternoon. “We wear fave-r’ts on pay-pear,” he later tells me.  “But we are not taking any-zing for granted. We knoo they has some veery strong play-ezz.”


The Rams get on top but Collegians hang in there. “Our scrum, it is veery strong,” Florian explains. “Oh yes it is, it is much strong-gair than is u-zhu-al. We score. We always look like scor-eeng. But we, the ball, we turn eet over, and they are so good at runn-eeng away. They make us pay.”


Somehow, with five minutes to play, Collegians lead 26-22. Even before the denouement the rugby world is scratching the 1973 Barbarians v All Blacks match from its exalted position and replacing it with this humble Saturday afternoon club fixture.


Fraser Vivian, an inspiration to us all (and the sort of sympathetic doctor you want in a serious wine region), courageous to the last, was still in the company of his opposite number. “It was do-or-die,” he says, “Things weren’t going to plan and with minutes to go I was a bit forlorn. To be honest, I was looking around for the best escape route.”


The Rams surge the pig leather forward. They force a scrum. They win it. Pick and go. Pick and go. Penalty Rams. Go again. Pick and go. Close. Dan Crosby, the 32 year old aircraft engineer from the Barossa, missiles at the wall of defenders. Over! Pandemonium. Much hugging and pumping of fists.


“It was a grey twin,” Florian reflects. “We were all `appy. And relieved. Coops was `appy. Fraser was `appy. I was `appy. We have been losing every weekend for three years and winning this strong, `ard game meant so much.”


The Rams are a unique club in that they don’t have a club song. Instead, when they win, they sing Happy Birthday. “That is `ow we celebrate,” Florian says.”And this time, when we do the `ip, `ip,  `ip, a kelpie started ‘owling.”


It was a memorable afternoon in Kensington.


`Appy Birthday Florian.



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About John Harms

JTH is a writer, publisher, speaker, historian. He is publisher and contributing editor of The Footy Almanac and He has written columns and features for numerous publications. His books include Confessions of a Thirteenth Man, Memoirs of a Mug Punter, Loose Men Everywhere, Play On, The Pearl: Steve Renouf's Story and Life As I Know It (with Michelle Payne). He appears (appeared?) on ABCTV's Offsiders. He can be contacted [email protected] He is married to The Handicapper and has three school-age kids - Theo, Anna, Evie. He might not be the worst putter in the world but he's in the worst three. His ambition was to lunch for Australia but it clashed with his other ambition - to shoot his age.


  1. Well played JTH.

    The eastern suburbs will be the battleground again this weekend as Old Collegians (4th) take on Burnside (2nd) in the premier grade local derby. The Battle of Burnside Council. Old Colls will be on their home deck and if their backs are on song could be quite entertaining and take some beating. The props will just do what props do and bash their heads into each other all afternoon.

    Stay tuned.

  2. Daryl Schramm says

    Nice read JTH. Links everywhere. You introduced me to Florian last night at the annual Tanunda Town Band Melodienacht presentation and here I am reading about him. Then Greg mentions the big match today. Had this been scheduled at Burnside’s home ground I might have paid a visit to watch my first Union match in nearly 50 years. That venue is also home to my Kensington Browns in the summer.

  3. Nice to catch up last right. It was lovely to bump into people from across the years there last night. And what a terrific performance. The Barossa does things very well. Here’s to Rockford, the major sponsor of Melodienacht and the other sponsor. Three votes to the Raymond sisters who absolutely nailed that Andrews sister number.

  4. Daryl Schramm says

    One for Swish. The TTB conductor is Bruce ‘Dizzy’ Raymond OAM. Without looking anything up I recall him as part of a winning premiership Sturt team in 1970 at The Oval in the wet against Glenelg. There may have been other flags for him.
    The Raymond Sisters, Mark Oates and the band were all very good. I suspect you three votes was due to your close proximity to the Sisters when they performed. Was The Handicapper in attendance?

  5. Ian Hauser says

    In my mind’s eye, I can still see ‘Dizzy’ Raymond in that wet, muddy 1970 Grand Final. He swooped across the mush of the cricket pitch, scooped up a loose ball one-handed at almost full pace and was away…poise, balance and skill, all the more so in the conditions! I seem to recall that ‘Dizzy’ was with the Salvos which would explain his association with band music.

  6. As a kid the Barossa was footy/cricket/tennis/golf but I can now see how it was always going to be a rugby place too. Lovely yarn JTH.

  7. I’m looking forward to the season unfolding. Unfortunately Out: F. Bousignac (shoulder)

    Looking at four weeks.

  8. Mark 'Swish' Schwerdt says

    Only the one flag for Dizzy (in 1970 as mentioned above), but he led various entertaining incarnations at Footy Park, for example, the 1978 and 1979 Grand Final half-time extravaganzas from the Park Paraders.

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