Epitaph for a Triathlete



Although he ran like Usain Bolt,
the bugger swam like Harold Holt.







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About Damian Balassone

Damian Balassone is a failed half-forward flanker who writes poetry. He is the author of 'Strange Game in a Strange Land'.


  1. Daryl Schramm says

    As a cyclist was he worth his salt?

  2. Kevin Densley says

    Every good poem is a world unto itself, DB – this is certainly a good poem!

  3. Luke Reynolds says

    Very short but very good Damian!

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