THE PRE WRAP Round X
For the Philosophical Marngrook Follower
The Wrap is still in mourning the loss of Club Legend Tommy Hafey. (And the 2014 Season – Ed) There will be no Round X Wrap.
The Wrapcave tips are in bold type.
The Pivotonians v The Shinboners at Cat Central tonight. On form it’s The Kangas. On reputation it’s The Handbaggers OTR.
The Greater Western Sydney Leviathans v The Striped Marvels at Spotless for the early one on Saturday. Stripped Marvels or Striped Marvels, they should win this one. If they don’t, expect Jumping Jack to take the Post match Presser. Expect a big one from Motormouth. Take a healthy slice of the $1.36. The Breakfast Point Lads are out of Self Belief and out of sorts.
Carringbushv The Wedgies at THOF in the gathering gloom. The Maggies OTR? Or on the down? At $4, and with The Collingwood attack faltering, Nic Nat Nui due to fire, and even with La Cras up with the WAGS, we’re making The Eddie Eagles The Wrap Roughie of The Round. There’s something not quite right about The Woodsmen.
Port Adelaide v The Mayblooms for the big on TPAO up against Rockwiz. The Hawks are depleted and The Power are surging. Sorry Leafblowers – The Tealers.
The Red & Yellow Horde v The Kennel Coughs up on the Metricon Ride in the late afternoon of Sunday. This one’s The Wrap Mortgage Buster of the week. $1.20!!! What’s Little Tommy thinking of? (It’s not his money anymore Wrap – Ed)
The Miseries v The Chardonnays to close off the round on the Paddock That Grew. Both sides are rating mediocre minus. We’re going for The Homeside, but keep your hands in your pockets.
Good tipping, and even better punting.
And remember, if you read it in The Wrap you’ll know it’s not crap.