It’s that time of the year
To sit down with a beer
And watch hour upon hour of cricket
But this footy off-season
(And for very good reason)
The focus has been on Kurt Tippett
The lad from up north
Told the Crows he was off
But that’s when the real trouble started
For the Crows had been paying
Sneaky cash for Kurt’s playing
It was tears as the two parties parted
But it’s not just the Crows
And their troublesome woes
Which have claimed all the post-season headlines
There’s been more going on
Than the actual season
Yes, these are very strange footballing times
There was Jonathan Brown
When the car knocked him down
Though machine came off feeling more seedy
And big Izzy Falou
(Exit stage, take a bow)
Had enough of eccentric old Sheedy
Old Mick’s now a Blue
And he’s plenty to do
Though the club it went missing through trade week
While Ben Hudson it seems
Doesn’t know what ‘stop’ means
His retirements are made with tongue in-cheek
There have been claims of tanking
No, the Dees are not thanking
Former player McLean for his outburst
And Ade Anderson’s gone
Leaving Gil and Foghorn
The news broken to us by the Age first
Footy welcomed free agents
It’s now more than a game gents
For club loyalty counts for so little
BJ left the Saints reeling
Many clubs tried to steal `im
Now he’ll help the Dons out in the middle
There’s been many more stories
Of mistakes and of glories
‘Player farts!’ now the front page it’s on,
So who really needs football,
All we need is fresh scandal,
For the footy off-season’s now the ‘on’
About John Carr
First and foremost, I'm a Richmondite- 5th generation and dyed in the wool. I love the club, but also have a love for the game itself, and love to explore the cultural and social aspects of Australian Rules football. I am married with 4 kids, and also have a love of music, and run a small recording studio http://theholybootsfootballemporium.wordpress.com/
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Good stuff Brad. I love a good “Bob Dylan rhyme”. Outburst and Age first. Free agents and game gents. Loved the Ben Hudson line.