The cream of the Cats

Geelong’s Best and Fairest

By Steve Healy

The Carji Greeves medal took place earlier this month, and what a surprise the result was. Gary Ablett and Corey Enright were tied winners, even though Ablett was easily the best player in 2009. Footy is a strange game. But let’s speak more about the actual team, who won the Premiership in 2009. And what a win it was, with the Cats not having their greatest season, or to be precise seven weeks, in Round 14-21 they only won four games, three of those by a sum of eight points, and the other was an unconvincing one in a cyclone at Kardinia Park against the Dees. But in the end, they proved that they really are “The greatest team of all”

1 (Equal). Gary Ablett:
Where do I start with the Brownlow medallist? He played 22 out of 25 games; he picked up a freakish 33.8 possessions a game, 20.2 of them handballs, with 40 or more touches an abnormal six times. He also averaged 4.2 marks, 4.2 tackles, 11.6 contested possessions, 3.6 inside 50’s, and a contested mark per game. He also kicked 27.26 for the year. There are so many good games of his to choose from, but I think nothing can go past his 46 possessions, seven marks and three goals against Adelaide in Round 4. At the end of this guy’s career, we could be calling him the best player ever.
1 (Equal). Corey Enright:
This guy definitely had his best season ever; he played all 25 games, averaged 25.1 possessions, 5.7 marks, 2.8 tackles, 3.1 rebound 50’s and 2.6 inside 50’s a game. He hit the target with 81.4% of his possessions. His best performance was in the Qualifying final against the Dogs, where he racked up 35 possessions, eight marks and kicked a vital goal in the last quarter. Well done Corey.
3. Jimmy Bartel
Bartel, another cog in the Geelong machine. And a Brownlow medallist. This season, the 25-year-old averaged 27 possessions, 7.9 of them contested, 6.3 marks, 5.3 tackles and 3.5 inside 50’s. His notable performances included 41 possessions and nine marks against the Dees in Round 6, 34 possessions, five marks, five tackles and three goals in Round 8 against North and his 19 possessions and a record-equalling 16 tackles in the grand final. Who knows, maybe a second Brownlow to come?
4. Joel Selwood
This 21-year old continues to attack the ball hard and win the footy. In his past two seasons, there has only been one game where hasn’t won a free kick. In 2009, he picked up more possessions, tackles, marks and goals than last season, averaging 27.5 touches, 4.4 marks, 4.7 tackles and 2.4 free kicks for. He also kicked 11.10, which will hopefully improve in the next few years so he can be the complete player. He also averaged 9.4 contested possessions and 3.4 inside 50’s. With two premierships in his career and a win-loss record of 62-8, he’s the luckiest player in the history of the game. His best performance was easily in Round 17 against Hawthorn where he picked up 42 disposals, 10 marks and 11 tackles.
5. Paul Chapman
Invincible. One week he’s out with a dodgy hamstring, the next he’s back and as good as ever. The 27-year old took his game to a new level in 2009 by averaging 26.8 possessions, 6.5 marks, 2.7 tackles, a massive 5.4 inside 50’s, 1.7 marks inside 50, one goal assist and he also kicked 37.17, with a career best six coming in Round 18 against the Crows. His other good performances were in Round 6 against the Dees, where he picked up 41 possessions and 12 marks, in the Preliminary final where he picked up 26 possessions, seven marks and kicked five goals, and of course the Grand final where he disposed of the ball 26 times, and kicked three match-winners and received an extra medal around his neck.
6. Matthew Scarlett
Scarlett still continues to dominate, as well as making his opponents have little impact, even at 30 years of age. Despite missing a few games, the full back averaged 18.5 touches, 5.7 marks, 2.9 rebound 50’s and 4.3 one percenters. He hits the target with an incredible 88.2% of his disposals, the second most at Geelong only behind Jeremy Laidler (who played one game).
7. Joel Corey
Corey had another great season in 2009, just not as good as his Carji Greeves medal year last year, but it was still a handy one, where he averaged 28.8 possessions, 9.3 contested possessions, 4.6 marks, five tackles and 4.2 inside 50’s. His two best performances were consecutive weeks, in Round 20 when he picked up 38 possessions against Sydney, and the week later when he got 39 touches against the Bulldogs.
8. Andrew Mackie
This guy’s a funny one, he seems young, but he’s actually 25. Maybe it’s because he only cemented his spot in the Geelong line up two years ago, and ever since 2007 he has been on fire. This season, he averaged 21.1 possessions, 6.4 marks, three inside 50’s and 0.9 contested marks. His best game was in Round 6 against the Dees, where he picked up 31 disposals and 10 marks. In that game every Geelong player seemed to play well. Go Dees!
9. Cameron Ling
This veteran continues to impress, and he has red hair! He continues to play well and win a lot of the ball, and at the same time hold opponents to an average day. In 2009, he was in red-hot form, collecting 22.7 possessions, 4.5 marks and 4.8 tackles. But he was more aggravated than normal, giving away a career worst 33 free kicks, and only winning 16. He had some great performances, one of them being his 29 possession and seven tackle performance in Round 20 against the Swans. Ling’s biggest letdown was goal kicking, after kicking 28 in 2007 and 15 last year he only managed seven goals in 22 games.
10. Steve Johnson
Steve Johnson had a good year, apart from the injuries. His first half of the season was magnificent, after Round 10 he had already kicked 32 goals, but in his last eight matched of the year he could only manage one a game. He averaged 19.9 possessions for the year, 6.2 marks and 2.4 tackles. He is probably my favourite Geelong player because of his freakish skills. His accuracy was a letdown this year, kicking 40.38 compared to last year’s 53.31. He had some great games, including Round 10 against Essendon where he picked up 21 possessions, 11 marks, and kicked six goals (and he didn’t get a touch in the last quarter). He will be remembered for not having a possession in the first half of the Grand Final, but I think he lifted his game from there on by winning some influential touches.

Can the Cats do it again next year, without the influence of Tom Harley on the field? Can Cameron Ling (presumably) lead them to another premiership?

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Comments

  1. Peter Flynn says:

    Thanks Steve,

    Enjoyed the wrap of the Hooped Affair.
    Enright won the coaches’ award. A sure sign that he was going to poll well.

    Bartel is the unsung hero of the GF.
    He shut down the menacing L Hayes and laid 16 tackles (close to if not a record).

  2. Flynny, I think Bartel’s was an equal record. I’m sure that Steve or Josh will have the answer at their fingertips. Hopefully it’ll be Josh that tells us so that I can say “JB, you’ve done it again…”

  3. Yes it was a record

  4. JB, you’ve done it again!!!

  5. Where do i know that saying from? Cant quite put my finger on it..

  6. cream? nahh i prefer custard thanks.
    ohhhhhhhhhh.
    i love Bartel, but i think his twin likes me a bit more than the original.

  7. OMG GIGS!!
    Are you the voiceover from the JB-HIFI commercial!!:)

  8. Oh JB-Hi-fi..

  9. Steve Healy says:

    Yes, it was an equal record with Jared Brennan’s new mark set in Round 19 against Essendon.

    Gigs, shame on you, I put that in my GF stat declaration!

  10. Peter Flynn says:

    Gigs,

    Is John Deeks the JB Hi-Fi voiceover dude?

    Steve and Gigs,

    Thanks for your confirmation on Bartel.

  11. Peter, yes, it is in fact Deeksy who voices the JB ads.

    Sorry Dan the Fan. It’s not me.

    If it was, I’d be pronouncing it “JB. You’ve done it a-GENN” None of this “a-GANE” business…

    Flynny, can you tell me who the “Tin Shed Cowboy” was? I think Josh and Steve and Danielle might be too young to know the answer to that.

  12. …does that have anything to do with the ‘roof seal’?
    “roof, roof!”

  13. No. But I’m glad you reminded me about that one. I’d forgotten about it.

  14. Peter Flynn says:

    Stan Cash I reckon.

  15. Stan who?

  16. I knew Flynny would know the answer. What a legend! Flynny, when I say that, I mean both you and Stan Cash…

  17. hmm maybe this thread is better?

    2 older brothers, 2 older sisters, 1 younger brother and 2 younger sisters
    WOW ive only got one younger brother and me! LMAOO
    hwo old are ur bros?

  18. Steve Healy says:

    yeah it is. since it’s mine I can see what everyone comments on email anyway.

    Yes I’ve mentioned all my siblings in at least 3 of my reports!

    My Bros are 25 and 20

  19. My bro is 23 and he isn’t a North dude Danni, he used to be but he hates footy now. He used to like Melbourne too. I have a 25 y.o old sister too

  20. omggg steve one of ur bros is the same age as cuddlesnrainbows!! :)

    lol i hope i dont hate footy when i get older, doubt that will happen, if naything ill prob get worse and go to every open training session ect.

  21. Steve Healy says:

    I thought he barracked for the Dees?

    My sisters are 22,17,10 and 6. and my other brother is 12

  22. Steve Healy says:

    My footy obsessions only gonna get worse as I get older, I don’t see how that’s possible but it’ll happen

  23. lol steve has a sister my age! :P
    thats crazy steve, my 13 year old brother is sooooooooooooooooooo annoyingggggggg!!LOL
    I cant handle jst him alone! but i would have liked to have a 6 year old sister, thats CUTE

  24. Same, but thats a good thing right?

    He went for the Roos but sorta went for the Dees

  25. Steve Healy says:

    Yea shes in year 11 like you as well Danni- but she has no interest in footy or sport in general.

    My 12 year old brother can’t decide what team to barrack for- he says he barracks for Brisbane now.

  26. LOL well steve you should try to get her into it. mind you dont use the Dees as bait unless jack watts is playing, you could try and show her cute players and that MIGHT work, no garantee though!
    lol as for your bro try to get him into a Victorian based team if he wants a premiership contender nudge him to the Doggies.

  27. Steve Healy says:

    lol believe me danni that woudlnt work

  28. lol i remember shwoing candy some hot footy players and then she declared she was going to get into footy!!…
    still waiting for that day LOL

  29. Steve Healy says:

    Will candy ever be on this site again? lol

  30. lol i dont think so.
    if she didnt live so far away i could have maybe brought her wif me to the launch but then theres the fcat that we have exams the day of the launch and the day after.

  31. Is Candy ever going to be on bookface again? And are you ever gonna show me and Steve those pictures? lol

  32. lol i dont kow about bookface and EVEN I HAVENT SEE THOSE PICTUES YET AND IM IN THEM!! ill see if she has them with her 2mro if not ill beg her to email them to me BUT I PROMISE as soon as i get them u will see them!

  33. By the way, Bookface=Facebook for all you dumb people.

    What a shocking win today for Shocking, my pick was Zavite but he ran 19th!

  34. lol i didnt even see it, do you know what i was doing?
    i was sitting in the kitchen eating souvlaki and reading over my vietnam war exam notes!!

  35. I was fishing at the time but got a text from a mate saying what a shocking win so i just assumed it was that horse lol

  36. Lol you have no idea how annoyed I am!
    While I was studying ( I did about 7-8 hours last night I might add) I moved my hand down and accidently draw blue ink from the pen I was using onto my favourite light aqua coloured jeans, resulting in (insert lots of swear words here) LOL
    I didn’t watch any of the races I was too busy studying and eating or eating and studying.
    Jst contacted my ras3/4 teacher, the one who calls me Nathan brown. Hes agreed to help me with revision Thursday lunch time, I love my teachers!!!

  37. How did you contact him?

  38. lol havent u heard of school email accounts?

  39. Not really, i’ve only ever gotten an email from a teacher once and that’s when he was asking me to join his Supercoach league lol

  40. lol well at my school we abuse the school emails and techers get HEAPS of
    ‘HELP ME IM GONNA CRY!’ and “SOS’ emails, especially year 12 teachers more than anyone. my poor Ras3/4 teacher has gotten atleast 20 from me this year.

    well night! :)

  41. Steve Healy says:

    well afternoon.

  42. lol very funny steve!
    prison went surprizingly fast today!
    2mro is gonna be awesome!! DOUBLE ENGLISH!!

  43. Steve Healy says:

    Prison went fast for me as well. My favorite school day of the week is either Mondays or Fridays

  44. Damian Watson says:

    Yeah I have double English as well. We have to watch a stupid chick flick.

    Yesterday I learnt a valuable lesson never bet on the favourite in the Melbourne Cup, every year I go for the favourite and they fail.

  45. Steve Healy says:

    Damo! great to hear from ya!

    Chick flicks are better than work- unless it’s footy related work of course.

    Yesterday, I lost track of time and didn’t even see the race. My Dad didn’t want to do a sweep and when I turned on the TV they were doing the presentations. Oh well I’ll wait till next year.

  46. hey damo!! :)
    waves at damo**

    ohhhh i love chickflicks! me and my gals go to the cinemas and watch heaps of em!! :)

    what movie is it?

  47. Damian Watson says:

    Steve! How could you miss the Race that stops a Nation! lol

    None of my friends at school watched the race.I said “Did you see Shocking win the race” they replied “What was shocking?”

    Good to see that Robert Harvey is appointed Assistant Coach at the Blues.

  48. Steve Healy says:

    Yeah it is Damo.

    Would you like Matt Maguire or Robbo more at the Blues?

    I was lying down half asleep and playing outisde and then it was 3:30 all of a sudden!

  49. Damian Watson says:

    Bend It Like Beckham, it’s not too bad ,and hey it’s better than work.

    Keira Knightley doesn’t look too bad either if you don’t mind me claiming.

  50. BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM???
    OMG OMG
    hehehehh!!! :)
    that movie is the BOMB!! :)
    How HAWT is the COACH!!!!

  51. Damian Watson says:

    In terms of a key forward we need Russell Robertson just to strengthen our forward structure a little more.

    By the end of the season I genuinly thought that Robbo wouldn’t be picked up by another club, like Adam Yze, but in light of recent events he would be a handy addition.

    It will be interesting to see where McGuire will finish up.

  52. Steve Healy says:

    Yeah she doesn’t look bad Damo.

  53. Damian Watson says:

    Who doesn’t like Keira Knightley.

    The Coach? C’mon Danni that Irish guy can’t act! lol.

    Random Comment: I love Ravioli

  54. lmao YES HE CAN!!
    he talks soo beatifulllll!!
    you guys should hear Federer talk Swiss! One word- AMAZING!!
    i had no idea what he was saying but hes SUCH A CHAMP!

    lmaoo at ur random comment!!

    Random comment- Damo is cool! :)

  55. Steve Healy says:

    Random comment- lookin at a myer catalogue

    Don’t remind me of Irish North Melbourne supporters!

  56. lol i love MYER!!
    OMG i could spend all day in the MYER Mens purfume department!!!!!!!!!! :)
    hmmmmm maybe i shoudl get a job there…

    Irish North supporters??? im confused!

  57. soz that was meant to say PERFUME!!

    STATUS- hungry going on nutella rampage

  58. Damian Watson says:

    Thank You Danni, ravioli is by far the best pasta.

    lol, I remember reading your story about those Irish supporters.

    Have you seen any of those classic games yet Steve? Gee you got pounded by the lowly Dockers!

  59. Steve Healy says:

    The nutella runs out after 2 days at my house.

    There’s no mens purfume in this catalogue, but there’s lego! who doesn’t like lego????

    Do you have a job Danni?

  60. Steve Healy says:

    Oh Damo I wanted to talk to you about this.

    Have you watched the games?

    I stayed up on Monday to watch the 1984 GF, but only got into the second quarter before I snuggled up on the couch.

    On Friday, I’m planning to watch both games, plus the three episodes of footy flashbacks in the morning.

    Gee I love 7 two! Apart from that stupid song with all the channel 7 dickheads dancing

  61. Damian Watson says:

    Yep I used the Tivo to tape them all.

    I watched both the games that were on Sunday night and the 84 Grand Final.

    Yeah I like the games on Friday both finals classics. You would love watching the 87 PF. lol

    Best idea on TV to air cl;assic game although I hate all the other crap shows on the channel like Ugly Betty etc.

    Yeah I hate that song as well, I can’t believe Josh wakes up to Sunrise! lol.

  62. lol nope i dont have a job.
    we own a small pizza resturant and dad tired many times to guilt me into workling there, answering phones and stuff but i hardly have time for myself!

  63. Steve Healy says:

    Sunrise, That’s the worst show in the world! And Koshy is the worst host in the world!

    Every time I watch a devastating loss I always wonder about what could have been…

    I should get Tivo if it means that I’m able to watch all those games.

    Uno Moo is $10 cheaper!

  64. Steve Healy says:

    Well in a way you do have a job of working for the Almanac.

    I love pizza! Hey Danni, maybe if you worked at the pizza shop you’d understand my thing about the 5 equal slices in the fab 5

    I bet Josh is watching Neighbours now.

  65. Damian Watson says:

    Yeah Tivo isn’t too bad, probably the only good invention to come out of America if you know what I mean lol.

    I hate Koshy’s voice, he is a good finance reporter but I’d keep him off the morning shows.

    Do you sell Ravioli at your Pizza shop Danni?

  66. Damian Watson says:

    Watching Neighbours?! I’d rather eat a live rat.lol

    I might watch Two and a Half Men soon, do you guys have any favourite TV shows? aside from sport of course.

  67. lol true Steve.
    please get over the pizza!
    jst cos Damo is my fav! deosnt mean i dont love the rest of the fab-five crew!

    Yes Damo we sell ravioli! :P

  68. i love Drake and Josh on Nickelodeon.
    i used to watch tv but now i spend my time on the net on jonas, federer, footy, celebgossip websites.

  69. Steve Healy says:

    I’d keep him off the planet.

    Danni, do me, Damo, Michael and Josh pick faves? no.

    Pizza’s pretty flat so it isn’t hard to get over, unless it’s a massive one standing on the side

  70. lol geeze Steve, no one is stopping you from picking a favourite!!

    status- listening to Cassie Davis- No more
    ‘i cried so many nights wishin you were by my side, my hearts so tired of breaking…’

    sad songs make me sad.

  71. Damian Watson says:

    Really I might pop over to the restaurant one day.

    Naww my 7 year old neighbour still watches Nickelodeon.

    I’m sorry I’ve never heard of Drake and Josh, is it a type of sitcom?

  72. lol yeah they took away Disney from our deal and gave us Nickelodeon.
    yeah its a comedy about two step brothers.
    a hot one in a band who kisses a different girl everyshow and a nerdy chubby one who is jst weird! they are a crack up!!

  73. Steve Healy says:

    I don’t like many shows that are shown regularly on TV, but I like comedy shows like Arrested Development, the Mighty Boosh, Family Guy and Futurama

  74. the only cartoon i would watch is the Powerpuff girls and Rugrats

  75. im more into shows like Rachel Zoe, Bridezilla, Tyra Banks show, Ellen degeneres.

    status- lit homework

  76. Steve Healy says:

    What? lol

  77. what do you mean, WHAT??
    what are you saying what about??

  78. Steve Healy says:

    Come on Danni this isn’t HomeworkAlmanac.

    Ellen degeneres’ wife is Australian and she’s on Arrested Development

  79. okay then, 2mro ill go up to all my teachers and say:
    “i didnt do my homework cos steve wouldnt let me, he said that it wasnt homeworkalmanac!”

    yer shes Portia De Rossi.

  80. Steve Healy says:

    Lol the funny thing is they won’t have a clue who this “Steve” guy is.

  81. Damian Watson says:

    Yeah I like Judge Judy,Family Guy and South Park and maybe the occasional Simpsons episode but I hate those silly talk shows like Tyra and Oprah sorry Danni.

    Jerry Spinger’s funny, watching some stupid Americans have a punch on.

  82. “what! how can you say that? what do oyu mean who is STEVE? how could you not know who steve is!! like seriously and i thought i was the one who had to do homework! hes the guys with the obsessive pizza theory!! DUHH!!!”

    lol :)

  83. Steve Healy says:

    And famous for the wallaby story :)

  84. OMG YESS!!

    PLEASE say it steve!! please STEVEYYYYYY!! :)
    pretty PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  85. Steve Healy says:

    Oh on camp I got within a couple of metres of a kangaroo, or it might’ve been a wallaby lol but still. I nearly touched it but it hopped away

  86. …………..
    YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

    Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! i swear thats so freaking CUTE!!!
    :)

    Works eveytime!

  87. Gday people, just finished tennis training. Can’t believe i was contemplating quitting before today.

    My fav tv shows would be: American Dad, Family Guy, Simpsons, Talkin bout your Generation, 7PM project and the News. I like Dr. Phil and Ellen as well, i watch it when im home from school.

    Danni, am i allowed to call up your shop and order Pizza to be delivered to my house? Coz im feeling quite hungry atm

  88. Steve Healy says:

    It’s a delicious story isn’t it?

    It took a few minutes to find it in Josh’s cup day piece.

  89. ummm we dont deliver to Waiaa!!! LMAOO

    SO Roger how was training CHAMP???
    gee i love tennis!! :)

  90. Steve Healy says:

    I don’t really like Tennis. The only time I liked it was last year and I set up on old car seat in the middle of my backyard and we played with tennis rackets from an op shop- on grass.

  91. omg steve!! u have to like have taht story memorised!!
    when i have my first kid you have to come over for story time so you can say that story!!
    :)

  92. Steve Healy says:

    Yep, I’ll be telling Anthony Jurrah heaps of stories!

  93. Tennis was good, im the master of freaky shots the coach says haha

    Status – Listeing to Im Blue by Eifel 65, oh and my favourite pasta is Fettucine Carbonara, don’t think i’ve ever tried Ravioli

  94. lmao Josh!
    YERP I CAN SEE IT NOW, the aussie Fed!

    Steve, whos Anthony Jurrah?

  95. Steve Healy says:

    You can’t go past lasagna. Gotta go for dinner.

  96. Damian Watson says:

    Josh, Ravioli is the biggest thing since sliced bread lol, you have to try it.

    Are you coming down to Melbourne in January for the Australian Open?

  97. Anthony Jurrah is gonna be the name of your kid Danni

  98. I better try sliced bread soon then as well!

    Hmmm nah im not really into pro Tennis, i like watching it on TV but i dont know if i could go their and watch it. I would like to go though

  99. OMG YES FEDERER IS PLAYING IN THE AUSSIE OPEN!! me and Candy were dying over that today at lunch, were so going to the 2011 one to see ROGER!!! hehehe :)

    why would i name my kid Anthony JURRAH!!???
    ive told u guys its:
    Andre Federer Darcy Jonas.

  100. Does anyone know the name of the new The Script song?

    My favourites are Jo Wilfried Tsonga, Bernard Tomic and Novak Djokovic. And Anna Korniciva or whatever it is lol

  101. nope soz joshy.
    i still havent forgiven myt uncle for walking near federers limo and NOT CHASING IT!! LIKE SERIOUSLY!!
    THIS IS WHAT HE HAD TO SAY:
    “Danni it happened too quickly! teher was two police bikes on the side one police car infront and one ebhind the limo and by teh time i asked who was in it and they told me the car drove off!”

    ME:”still you should have CHASED!!! FOR MEEEEEEEEE!!”

    him:”danni im a 40 year old man, why would i chase Roger federers limo? dont you think it would look WEIRD?”

    ME:”no!! I WOULD HAVE DONE IT!!”

    HIM: “YEAH!! but your 17!! ‘

    still offended!

  102. I’d like to see you running after him Danni, you’d fall over in your heels lol.

    David Wojcinski was outside my Nana’s house yesterday, i went out and i go “Are you who i think you are?” and he goes “Yeah i am” lol

  103. lmaoo AS IF U SAY THAT!!

    AS for the comment about the heels; YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL MY FRIEND!!
    id fall over like 10 times, hoopefully id catch up bc of some redlights!!

  104. Haha lol that’s what i hate about Melbourne! Effin red lights! Did you know there is traffic lights around Uluru?

    Lol he was walkin with a six-pack of Pure Blonde

  105. and then when i do:

    *BREATHES FAST*
    “Mr.Federer! omg is you! okay…well you are the bestest tennis player i have ever SEEN!! SERIOUSLY! oh im so naming my frist born son after you! YOUR SO AMAZINGLY TALENTED….”

    *BREATHES*
    *takes off shoe*
    “ummm could you sign this for me….?”

  106. Damian Watson says:

    lol have any of you seen the ad for Pure Blonde, when the dove crashes into the building?

  107. lol yeah! lmaoo
    why cant they make a beer called
    PURE BRUNETTE!!??
    i mean come on!

  108. Pure Blonde looks nice!

  109. im not much of a beer drinker.
    cruisers are better

  110. Nuh beer aint for me either, PB just lookes nice.

    Orange UDL is the best

  111. HMM Cant say ive tried that Josh.
    and no im not going to get smashed on my 18th! ill be at the FOOTY!!! lmao if i did get drunk you can garantee id be on the big screen! But i dont want to look unattractive to nathan brown and superman and SWALLOW!

  112. Steve Healy says:

    Beer is delicious.

    I love beer

  113. Lol at tennis earlier my Dad, the coach and the assistant coach were having a big session over Eddie McGuire lol

  114. steve!! who is ANTHONY JARRUH??

  115. Steve Healy says:

    Your son of course! I hope you’ll enjoy being Danielle Jurrah.

    Wow, Josh that’s awesome that you met David Wojcinski!

  116. Damian Watson says:

    What do you mean by big session? Have you guys listened to his new breakfast show? I’d recommend it.

  117. Steve Healy says:

    Hey, do you guys wanna see my horror film I made with my friends in media earlier in the year? It’s here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysViNBol9jU

  118. A big session, just a bitch sesh over him. Funnily enough, we were saying how crap his breakfast show is, coz Dad said he doesnt know if i can play on Saturday coz of media commitments and we ended up talking about Eddie

  119. what!! NO!!
    im not marrying Jurrah!! hes all yours steveyboy!!

  120. omg lol you guys are all terrible actors! but its cute!

    whos the MUFFIN at the start standing in teh doorway??

  121. Damian Watson says:

    Who’s the guy walking in at the start? I didn’t catch the name.

  122. Who’s the Jayasuria whatever kid closing the gate??

    Haha “Ohh, Ohh no, Steve’s dead!” (audience laughter)

  123. Steve Healy says:

    hahahah it’s so funny isn’t it?

  124. Yeah i think its Steve..love the funky music lol

  125. come on guys! the star of the whole thing was the cute muffin standing in the doorway!!

    steve u shoulda shown ur face when u were dead!!

  126. Steve Healy says:

    nah it’s mick who walks through the door, he was away so he wasn’t in the rest of the movie.

  127. Yeah you were hardly in it Steve lol, was it you in the monster mask at the end?

  128. Steve Healy says:

    lol yeah you never actually see me.

    Have any of you got videos on youtube?

  129. nope! i only do private shows! lol

    were editing our film in media. i play the ‘mean girl’ who knocks oevr a chair where the main characters imaginary friend is sitting! LMAOO then im in the background for the rest. its funny cos my hair was diff thourgh the diif days of shooting and then in one scene ive cut a fringe! LMAOO

    U stil havent told me who the muffin is!!

  130. Steve Healy says:

    I did in comment 126!

  131. no not him!! he doesnt walk!!
    hes standing near the door the blondie!
    hes such a cutie!

  132. Damian Watson says:

    Nah I don’t appear in any.

    I found a funny racing video, an unusual name for a horse.

    Would you call this funny or lame?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM

  133. Steve Healy says:

    It’s Peter that you mean I think. I don’t walk, maybe you mean Steve?

  134. Yeah i got a couple of vids on youtube, dunno what they are called though sorry lol.

    What was the story of the movie? Was he looking for his bag was it?

  135. ohhhhhhhh peter eyyy?
    lol nawww hes soo FREAKING CUTE!!!
    trust me that one is gonna have to keep the girls back with a stick!
    lol yes steve u are a muffin too!

  136. Steve Healy says:

    He gets trapped inside school when he goes looking for his bag, and all the gates are locked.

  137. Damian Watson says:

    Has anyone sent in any applications for work exp next year?

  138. Fair enough, And how did you die?

  139. omg u guys have to see this!!
    i could watch this all day!! HOW HAWT IS THE GUY CLOSEST TO THE CAMERA!!! FWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! :)

  140. I asked Channel Nine for work exp. a few days ago and got told to do some at the Shepparton News so today i asked them and they have no more spots left this year

  141. Steve Healy says:

    I already was killed by the monster in the mask. Come on, you guys are takin it seriously. I laughed so hard when we watched it and put the sound effects in.

    No i haven’t sent in any application

  142. I got turned down my the AGE! lol they said they had already filled their spots for nexy year.

  143. but i know that they rejected me cos im a collingwood supporter!
    thats so teamist!!

  144. Steve Healy says:

    Or was it because you read the Herald Sun?

  145. i read the AGE!! (Well only Sam Lanes stuff)BUT STILL!
    lol i still havent sent my Herals sun one in yet. i jst wanna try this out before Uni!

  146. Hmm typical of the Age letting young people down

  147. lmaoo Josh, when i read what u jst said i laughed so bad! LOL

    status- eating Nutella

  148. Oh really? Well if your ever sad, you can forgot about Steve’s line about a wallaby and read what i said about the Age :)

  149. Steve Healy says:

    It’s not: The aging!

    Typical of Josh bagging the Age

    I’m eating an apple.

  150. Steve Healy says:

    If they had a “Comment of the year” on this site mine would win easily!

  151. Lol nah josh I cant, that wallaby story is GOLD!
    Steves gonna have to come over every story time and
    recite it to Andre Federer Darcy Jonas.

    status- feeling cranky

  152. Hmm that’s a good idea, where’s Gigs?? And where’s the countdown clock he said he would work on?

  153. lmaoo Andre would have to call him UNCLE STEVE!! lmaoo

  154. Steve Healy says:

    oh lol. Jeez that apple was delicious.

    Yeah Gigs is such a genius he could update it every second.

    Lol we need to get Gigs hunting through the thousands of comments to try and find the best!

  155. im sorry but nothing tops the wallaby story!
    lol im going to write it in my school planner so i can have a laugh in class 2mro!

  156. Steve Healy says:

    Hey guys I just checked on the site admin, there have been 10,046 (now 10,047) ever posted on this site! I’ll check who posted the 10,000th

  157. Lol why? He knows where to go for the best comment. 108 on this article.

    Steve, you better hope it was a Granny Smith?

  158. I reckon at least 4500 have been contributed by us

  159. nahh its comment 120!!
    about muffin boy! :)

  160. Steve Healy says:

    Josh, your comment 113 was the 10,000th ever on this site! well done.

    I’d say 6-7,000 have been said by us.

    Nah it was a delcious pink lady, granny smiths are my favourite though.

    This site’s also gettin near 1,000 posts, it’s currently at 955

  161. Well cmon Steve hurry up with your B&F pieces lol

    Lol yay congrats me, aww thanks! Funny how the comment was baggin Eddie McGuire lol

    I cant eat anything other than Granny Smith

  162. omg me too!!
    i only eat green apples! and they have to be hard, not one scratch and i have to chose them myself! im really fussy

  163. Steve Healy says:

    Nah Josh i’ll make 45 fake fixtures lol.

  164. yeah if it wasnt for exams i owuld have done atleast another 5 and maybe a pretty list for each team or something.

  165. I have to chop my apples into small segments lol they are too sensitive on my teeth to bite into

  166. lol naww joshyy!
    why are you guys so cute?
    one of you nearly touched a wallaby but it hopped away and this one has to chop his apples cos hes got sensitive teeth!!
    thats so cute!

  167. Steve Healy says:

    I hate that sensitive teeth feeling.

    My teeth are pretty good but they are sometimes sensitive.

    I dunno Danni, cos we just are.

    I’m startin a fixture now.

  168. okay cuties well im off to fix my hair!
    i left it natural today and about 3 of my friends said:
    “gee danni, whats up with your hair?”
    OR
    “why do you look different, you look differnt!”
    AND EVEN
    “OMG Danni turn around!, wiat! you didnt cut you hair did you!!?”

    see thats how bad my bodgey hair is natural!!

    night fellas! try not to say or do anything cute while im gone!
    :)

  169. Steve Healy says:

    Nite Danni.

    I washed my hair today for the first time in ages.

  170. Yeah i wash mine once a week, i bet Danni thinks that’s cute lol

  171. Steve Healy says:

    lol yeah probably. I’m putting a Monday night easter monday game on my fixture

  172. Lol good on ya Steve, give me a preview so far?

  173. Steve Healy says:

    2010 Fixture
    By Steve Healy
    All time EST.

    Round 1
    Thursday, March 25
    Carlton V Collingwood (MCG) 7:40
    Friday
    Fremantle V West Coast (S) 8:40
    Saturday
    Melbourne V Essendon (MCG) 2:10
    Western Bulldogs V Hawthorn (ES) 7:10
    Brisbane V Richmond (G) 7:10
    Sunday
    North Melbourne V Sydney (ES) 1:10
    Geelong V Adelaide (SS) 2:10
    Port Adelaide V St.Kilda (AS) 4:40

    Round 2
    Thursday
    West Coast V Carlton (S) 8:40
    Saturday
    Geelong V North Melbourne (SS) 2:10
    Collingwood V St.Kilda (MCG) 7:10
    Adelaide V Western Bulldogs (AS) 7:40
    Sunday
    Sydney V Fremantle (SCG) 1:10
    Richmond V Port Adelaide (ES) 4:40
    Monday
    Hawthorn V Melbourne (MCG) 2:10
    Essendon V Brisbane (ES) 7:10

    Round 3
    Friday
    Western Bulldogs V Collingwood (ES) 7:40
    Saturday
    Melbourne V West Coast (MCG) 2:10
    Western Bulldogs V Sydney (MO) 2:10

    There lol

  174. AHH! Hope you’ve spotted your mistake in Round 3

  175. Steve Healy says:

    Yep thats why I haven’t finished the round yet.

    G2g cya mate

  176. Ahh it feels so much like Friday!

    Nathan Ablett is 99% a Gold Coast footballer now, and the Roos have announced that they will draft either Ben Cunnington or Gary Rohan, who looks very similar to Michael.

    Also, Freo are trying to bring Adam McPhee back to where he started

  177. Steve Healy says:

    Thank you for that information Josh.

    It feels a bit like a Friday.

  178. Oh and Tom Harley is a new commentator for Channel Seven next season

  179. Oh and the pics from the party are up on Candy’s bookface

  180. Steve Healy says:

    Geez, you think he’d commentate on 10 if anything since he was a regular on One week at a time.

  181. Steve Healy says:

    Really? She got her account back!

  182. Steve Healy says:

    And why do you call Facebook Bookface?

  183. Coz i can lol

  184. Steve Healy says:

    Are you on FB?

  185. what!! i jst emailed them to you guys a minute ago!!

  186. Steve Healy says:

    Yeah and we’re laughing at them right now lol

  187. lol are you reading the description i wrote for each one?

  188. Lol the funniest one is the broken glass, how in the hell did that break??

  189. lol yeah THAT WAS SO FUNNYYY!
    didnt you read the discription??
    see i only got them today adn sent to ur emails as soon as i got home.

  190. Steve Healy says:

    Yeah, Danni,

    Lol I’m sorry to tell you but the photos arent in that order.

    I love the group one, it wasn’t hard to spot you lol

  191. Yeah i know but i jst renamed them so they went with the description.
    lol yeah i love that group photo too! cos its the only photo i came out good in!
    :)

  192. so do you guys recon i look like natalie gauci?? or some other celeb??
    lol

  193. Steve Healy says:

    I wouldn’t call Natalie Gauci a celeb. You look more like… well you look familiar

  194. lol i dont why i always get Gauci all the time!! thats all i get is
    “omg you look like Natalie Gauci!”
    okay..lol i look familiar?? so that means i look like im supposed to be famous? lol
    i still look at those pics and im like
    “ARRGGG STUPID MAKEUP!!”

    when is one of you going to say something cute?? LMAO where is Josh? as soon as he gets the pics hes vanished!!

  195. Steve Healy says:

    hes not talking on facebook either.

    You have great teeth

  196. Sorry i was getting music off my other computer.

    Should me and Steve forward this email to Damo and Michael?

  197. lol!! WHAT? are you serious?
    i have great teeth? lmaoo
    thats the first time ive ever had someone say that before…oh wait i get it, that is supposed to be ur cute comment!! lol

    MISSING: A BARN AND A STABLE
    if found please send to Danni and steve.
    caution he has sensitive teeth.
    do not approach if he has a tennis racquet

  198. lol why would they want these pics?

  199. Steve Healy says:

    No you have great teeth, top of the range teeth in the Collingwood field

  200. Ha Ha, your the second person to pick on me for having a weird last name in the past 15 minutes, the other person being an eyebrowless freak!! And i dunno, i suppose Michael could finally see what the person he argues with all the time looks like and Damo can know what sorta person is crazy about him

  201. nawwww thanks stevey! :)
    see i told you guys i had all my teeth!

    Josh i love ur surname!! its soo cool!!
    lol well then u should jst send the group one and the broken glass one.

  202. Steve Healy says:

    Too late Danni

  203. OHH good on ya Steve lol

    HAHAHAHAH did anyone see Eddie McGuire skitz just before on Hot Seat?

  204. ohhh steve!!
    knowing steve he send them to all his friends and JURRAH!!

  205. Steve Healy says:

    Hey don’t call me an eyebrowless freak you monobrow sheep owner!

  206. Steve Healy says:

    yes lol Jurrah needs to see what you look like before he comes over to your house tonight

  207. EYY NO FIGHTING UNLESS ITS OVER ME! lol
    :P

    atleast send them to nathan brown!!
    did nayone picture me to look any different, beside my huge nose, i think ill get a nose job.

  208. umm i dont own sheep!

  209. Steve Healy says:

    I used to imagine you with blonde hair until you told us that you had brown hair lol

    I’ve got a pretty big nose as well don’t worry

  210. I was expectin you to be real hot, but im quite disappointed :( haha lol jokes

  211. Blonde? really LMAOO wow quite the opposite eyy!? my hair is naturally dark brown but as you can see in the pictures ive dyed it black.

    OMG JOSH!!
    LMAOOO!!
    well i wonder what Joe would say to that!
    dissapointed he says!!

  212. I always thought Steve would have brown hair, Danni to have black hair and Damo to wear a suit a lot, dont ask why haha lol.

    Haha i get picked on at school because of my nose, apparantly its huge but Mummy says its just how God made me :)

  213. lol im sure your noses are fine!
    mine on the other hand!! im seriously thinking of getting anose job when im like 21 or something.

    i imagined steve to be muzza, josh to look like the farmer guy from the hannah montanna movie (lucus till)

  214. Lol i was joking Danni, Joe is a very lucky bloke :) I wish my girlfriend knew what a footy was!

  215. Steve Healy says:

    Oh so we’re all in the same boat.

    Nah Josh Danni’s improved since the last photos with Candy. lol

    Damo seems like the guy who’d wear a suit

  216. improved!!? wow whats wrong with you guys?
    lol im sorry that im no Lily Allen!!
    well you guys cant say anything teh next time i take 2 hours or more to get ready cos as you can see it all pays off.

    lmaoo naww damos so cute!

  217. Steve Healy says:

    Lol I’m the oposite of a muzza, and yes Joe is a very lucky bloke.

    Danni is Joe’s last name King?

  218. lol no his last name is not king and for privacy purposes i will not say what his last name is.

    too bad steve, muzzas are pretty HAWT

  219. Lol i only think that coz Damian Barrett’s picture in the Herald Sun is him wearing a suit, and he’s the only Damian i know haha.

    Speaking of eyebrws, i might go get them waxed tomorrow at school. Our school has a beauty program and they can wax anything, ANYTHING!!

  220. Steve Healy says:

    Sorry Danni I was only Joe-King

    We still don’t know what Damo looks like, He’s the only blind member of the fab 5, and you know what I mean, not saying he’s actually blind!

  221. Michael Allan says:

    Hey guys.

    If your sending me emails please send it my hotmail one.

    Haha Josh commnent 210.

  222. Steve Healy says:

    Yes Josh you will look like me!

    Damian Barratt’s the best member of the Herald Sun, only cos he’s on triple M.

  223. lol damo prob looks muzza! naww Damo! :)

    yeah i have to book an appointment for my eyebrows and stuff next week.
    but you guys shouldnt wax, its actully a turn off. Candy and i agree that guys shouldnt wax their eyebrows, chests, legs, arms or eyebrows! leave that for us girls to put up with the pain factor.
    dont wax guys! its not manly!

  224. I’ll get a brazillian! :D :P :)

    Yeah i know, maybe he’s incredibly fugly so he wont show himself? Or maybe its just the fact that he’s a Carlton supporter? lol

    For some reason i reckon im gonna regret saying this comment.

  225. lol i said eyebrows twice, opps!
    BUT YER DONT DO IT

  226. Michael Allan says:

    Well today I wore shorts cause I had basketball and nobody could beleive how hairy my legs were haha. They’re a peice of beauty my legs.

  227. OMG JOSH!!
    WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!
    MAYBE DAMO IS WITH THE FBI!! HE CANT BLOW HIS COVER UNTIL THE LAUNCH OR SOMETHING!
    Damo is Italian right cos that means hes bound to be cute.

  228. lol you show off those legs Michael!!
    seriously im not kidding GUYS SHOULDNT WAX!! cos then whats the point in girls waxing if guys are gonna wax too?

  229. Michael Allan says:

    Geez Josh is letting it all out tonight.

  230. Steve Healy says:

    I thought that wogs are only meant to have hairy legs lol JK.

    My legs aren’t very hairy at all, nah I will never wax Danni, I always tell my parents that I don’t believe in shaving and I’ll grow a massive beard.

  231. yeah first i get noted as a dissapointer THEN i get that ive improved!!

    THEN josh goes and bags my Damo!!

  232. lol good on ya steve!
    i love Medders when he hasnt shaved!! hes such a GRIZZLY BEAR!!

  233. Well i’m expecting him to wear a rusty brown jacket, green pants and white pointy shoes, plus a chin peircing and a bald head. That’s an Italian.

    I’m part of the group at school with the hairest legs haha lol so proud.

    I would never get anything waxed come to think of it. I cringe when i think about taking some tape off my ankle after a footy match so i cant see how i could wax lol.

  234. exactly! my friend Frankie was telling me that he had jst gotten his chest waxed and i was like:
    WHY?? WHY WOULD U DO THAT!!?
    gee i love manly dudes.

  235. Have you started shaving yet Michael? I started earlier this year

  236. Steve Healy says:

    I’m sure Liam Jurrah doesn’t get waxed Danni, maybe you should join his long line?

  237. steve why are you trying to get me hitched to Liam Jurrah? im sorry but i dont love him like you do!
    waxing hurts but im all nice and smooth by the end.

  238. Steve Healy says:

    I’ve never shaved, except once as a joke. I’m not gonna shave and grow a massive blond beard lol.

  239. i seriously pictured josh to look exactly like Lucas Till.

  240. Who the hell is Lucas Till? And if i dont look like him, is that good or bad? lol

  241. Steve Healy says:

    who the hell is Lucas Till?

    Danni, have you seen pics of me?

  242. Ahh i just googled him, he aint got nothin on me!!

  243. look him up on google!!

    i think i saw the one on google.
    i pictured you to look like a darker haired version of Dayne Beams without the tatt lol

  244. i now recon Lucas looks like the muffin in steves media video.

  245. Michael Allan says:

    I watched Steve’s youtube video, it was pretty funny.

    I’ve got this vid on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAg1rR4iMsY

    We made this sparkler bomb last year and my freind taped it.

  246. Wait a minnie, r u calling me ugly now?? lol

  247. no did when did i say that?
    all i said was i pictured you to look like Lucas Till!!

    lol mickey, the guy taping has a really deep voice.

  248. Michael Allan says:

    Haha yeah, it’s funny because everyone else has a really high pitched voice.

    He’s Italian by the way. lol

  249. ohhhhhh italian! :)
    lol he sounds muzza.

  250. Steve Healy says:

    It’s not that good Michael.

    Michael (I think): I think it’s the best thing ever!

  251. Michael Allan says:

    Haha yeah that’s me I was being such an idiot.

    And then I was like OH MY GOD!

  252. lol i was jst looking at the group picture and all i can remember is candy annyoing me all night asking: “Danni is my dress okay from the bakc?”
    “danni is my dress riding up?”
    “danni is my dress okay?”

    ME: “CANDY ITS FINE SERIOUSLY STOP ASKING ME!!”

  253. hmm if he didnt have red hair from waht was said above he could have been a muzza.

  254. These are videos on youtube from my house:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-jjiHMHGko&feature=related
    (Thats my Dad’s shed)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFrOB1mhIkk
    (This is in my kitchen with Mum feeding our pet Possum)

  255. Steve Healy says:

    Josh says that he has vids on youtube, but he’s having trouble posting comments.

    Here they are:

    These are videos on youtube from my house:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-jjiHMHGko&feature=related
    (Thats my Dad’s shed)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFrOB1mhIkk
    (This is in my kitchen with Mum feeding our pet Possum)

    post that on the Almanac will ya?

  256. Michael Allan says:

    Umm thanks Danni…I think.

    I like to think my voice isn’t as whiney now as it was back then.

    I love it when Jett says “Michael if you think that’s the best thing ever then your life sucks.”

  257. lol :)
    Jett is such a cool name like Cruz.
    tell josh i say: LOL at the vids.

  258. Michael, WTF with 1:49 on your video? And the guy videoing it sounds like a good bloke

  259. I can still read and post comments i think, just not the one with the links

  260. yeah josh thats sorta what a muzza sounds like, the vid guy in Mikey’s vid.

  261. Steve Healy says:

    Josh can see comments he’s just having trouble posting them

  262. Michael Allan says:

    ROFLMAO I’ve never piocked up that sighing noise before, I’m pretty sure it’s Cam.

    Cam’s the one videoing. He’s pretty funny. Warren’s the South African doing the work.

  263. Steve Healy says:

    oh well not anymore

  264. CAM? ohhhhhhh an italian called Cam?
    is it short for Cameron..?

    OMG DOES HE LOOK like Cameron Cloke?

  265. Steve Healy says:

    OH LOOK HOW RED IT’S GOING!!!

  266. status- studying for 2mros Lit Sac and eating Nutella.

  267. Steve Healy says:

    Your eating Nutella- Again? lol

    I’m still waiting for dinner to be ready.

  268. i need Nutella like a fish needs water!
    it also expalins why im so chubby in those photos, not like thats changed now or anything!

  269. I had tea an hour and a half ago

  270. lol i eat dinner as soon as i get home.
    im lebo i have to eat every 10 minutes!!

  271. Michael Allan says:

    I just had dinner then.

    I like the shed Josh.

    And yes Cam is short for Cameron.Doesn’t look like Clokey though.

    Haha yeah that parts funny because Nick’s like What are you doing? and Jett says “awww your a pshycho.” lol the three of us had no idea what was going on.

    The guy that you don’t hear much is Marcus. He’s the one that helps out at the very start.

  272. naww i was expecting you to say:
    “he looks like him so much they could be twins!”

  273. Steve Healy says:

    Does he look like Jurrah? lol

  274. Michael Allan says:

    Lol soz Danno.

    Haha well Cam’s white so I’d so no to that.

  275. lmaoo steve!!

    come on you guys is been ages since someone said something cute

  276. Hi to Steve’s mum if she’s reading this!!!

  277. Steve Healy says:

    Oh on camp I got within a couple of metres of a kangaroo, or it might’ve been a wallaby lol but still. I nearly touched it but it hopped away

  278. I was just out playing with my goats and one of them climbed in my lap and i was scratching him under the chin then i left and he was crying for me to come back :( lol

  279. IS SHE? :)

    “Hi Steves MOM!!” :)

  280. Steve Healy says:

    shut up Josh my Mum is dishing out dinner at the moment.!

  281. omg josh OMGGGGGGGG

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

    STEVE watch out that goat story is very close to beating your wallaby story.
    JOSH THATS SOO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEE

  282. Steve Healy says:

    come on Danni, that crying bit was just showing off

  283. THATS SOOO FREAKING CUTEEE!!!
    hehheeeeeeeeeeee
    im literally squealing right now!!

  284. Have you ever heard a goat cry Steve?? I walked away and there it was standing on a tractor tire going “Nehhhhh!!” at me, so i went back and sat with it for 5 minutes, then left again lol then went and roughed up my kitty :)

  285. reads comment 282

    *continues squealing as if had jst seen nathan brown*

  286. sorry i mean 283

    status- squealing at joshys goat story

  287. Michael Allan says:

    Haha Danni squeals at her own squealing.

  288. Steve Healy says:

    Well guys Ive gotta eat dinner. Yum Lemon chicken

  289. random comment:
    *YELLS OUT BEDROOM WINDOW*
    “LORENZOOOOOO, LORNEZOO!!!!”

  290. He was chewing on my thumb too, luckily they’re teeth aint very developed

  291. josh!! stop!!
    lmaoo i cant take that much cuteness at once!!
    thats soo CUTEEEEEEEE

  292. Lol ok Danni i’ll stop being cute, it’ll be hard though, its in my nature.

    Status – pissed off coz people keep asking me for phone credit!

  293. status- floating on air after watching Lornezo scenes.

    :) hehe

  294. Status- thinking Danni is weird

  295. scene:
    Lorenzo comes by gondola with his friends and they jump up onto land in front of a jewish temple where his secret lover Jessica walks out from whith her father. jessica walks by and dropps a hankerchief. the crowd walks of and Lornezo runs up to iy. pikcs it up slowly takes off his carnivale mask gently smells it and says
    “Jessica”

    I LOVE LORENZO!!!!!!!!!

  296. Oh and exactly 2 weeks time, we’ll all be at the launch! :)

  297. ..what does that have to do with Lorenzo???

    lornezo..*SIGH**

  298. He smells a hanky?? That’s just dirty!

  299. NO ITS NOT!
    ITS ROMANTICAL COS IT SMELLS LIKE HIS SECRET LOVER!!!

    AND THEN

    he climbs through her window ( well he tries) to take her away and they elope!!!

  300. This story is not meant for my little 15 year old ears!!

  301. lol gee Josh!
    you have to learn these tricks okay!
    your girlfriend will thank me for it!
    like who doesnt want a hot dude climbing throught their window to take them away??

  302. Steve Healy says:

    Ah what a lovely dinner, my dog Sarah was panting at me while I was eating.

  303. lol how cute!

    my lit teacher was explaining what we shoudl write in our sac 2mro and she looks in my direction and says
    “i dont want a 100000 word essay on how beautiful Lorenzo is girls”

  304. If i had a girl climbing through my window, i’d be reaching for my shotgun under my bed!

  305. Steve Healy says:

    Jeez Josh thats a little harsh.

  306. lol i know huh!
    id be like
    ‘OMG LORENZO!!!”
    *jumps up to hug lorenzo*

    lol so which one of you is clibimg through a window at the launch? :P

  307. Steve Healy says:

    me

  308. lol nawwwwwwww!!!

    steves gonna me by Lorenzo!

  309. Steve Healy says:

    Lol your bedroom window isn’t at the launch.

    I’ll climb through a window there though

  310. lol trueee….

    yeah cant wait to see everyone faces when you stop the speeches to climb through a window.
    :)

  311. Steve Healy says:

    neither can I!

  312. Paul: “we would like to thankyou all for coming…”
    STEVE.”WAIT HOLD ON, JST A SEC!!”

    OPENS WINDOW.
    runs outside comes back in through window

    Danni: “yayy!!! :)”

    STEVE: “okay paul, continue..”

  313. Lol cant wait for it Steve, by the way im talkin to Cath on Bookface! :)

  314. Steve Healy says:

    Oh ok lol Im lookin at her photos.

    Start a convo with me

  315. ooooooohhhhh whos Cath???
    :P

  316. Steve Healy says:

    One of us.

  317. ..okay you’ve lost me

  318. Cath is a writer for the Almanac

  319. ohh that makes sense!

    one of us! LMAOO steve what are in a cult or something?

  320. Steve Healy says:

    Yes!

  321. Haha lol.

    I dont really wanna say anything on here coz she can probably read what we say!

  322. riteo.

    ‘cos an empty room can be so loud’
    status- singing jonas songs out of key badly

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