MIDDLE AUSTRALIA ADVICE HOTLINE
When in front by 44 points in the last quarter, try not to lose
Don’t take anything that is not approved for human consumption. That is generally an indication that it is bad.
Losing to Port Adelaide is like being beaten by your retarded little brother. Your parents may like it, but the rest of your mates guffaw
To the annoying Eagles supporter sitting behind me last week, who kept screaming in our ears all night.
If you keep winning, you will miss out on 9th position
MIDDLE AUSTRALIA OBSERVATIONS
Best sledge this week goes to the Australian Newspaper journo who said: We always knew that Shane Watson was physically fragile. What we didn’t know was that he was fragile mentally as well.
Appears that he is a big sook after all.
Proof at last that grunting is deliberate and not part of extreme exertion in shot making. I watched Sharapova produce a huge grunt whilst doing a DROP SHOT. It takes a lot of effort obviously.
My advice to the women playing last night after hitting a perfect deep, wide attacking return then watching them sit on the baseline and wait for it to come back instead of finishing off the point. “Get into the net”. They didn’t seem to hear.
After reading Tyler Hamilton’s book, it’s hard to have any faith in cycling. Especially as the average speed is creeping up again.
Game Set and Match, Middle Australia