Maltscouse

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Maltscouse: A bad tempered Scottish football manager.

Mick has nothing on Sir Alex and Mr Mackay.

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Separated at birth.  Spooky huh?

                     

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Maltscouse lays down the law to Blues new recruits

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Maltscouse with recalcitrant old lags

Maltscouse: I think some of you wrongly assumed that I had left you for good. But, as you see, nothing could be further from the truth. Only… I am somewhat disturbed to hear what has been happening in my absence. So now… We’re going to have a new regime here, based not on lenience and laxity but on discipline, hard work and blind, unquestioning obedience. Feet will not touch the floor. Lives will be made a misery. [At the door] I am back, and I am in charge here.[Maltscouse leaves, but as he walks down the corridor, Fletch and Godber start singing]

Fletch and Godber: [singing] For ‘e’s a jolly good fellow, for ‘e’s a jolly good fellow, for ‘e’s a jolly good fellow, and so say all of us. Juddy, Daisy and other inmates: [joining in] And so say all of us, and so say all of us. [Maltscouse smiles proudly and continues to march to the exit] For ‘e’s a jolly good fellow, for ‘e’s a jolly good fellow, for ‘e’s a jolly good fellow… And so say all of us!


 

 

Comments

  1. Luke Reynolds says:

    Ahh Grumpy Mick. Hope Daisy is happy. He won’t look near as good in navy blue.

  2. Peter Fuller says:

    Luke,
    You surprise! I assumed that you would be aware that all footballers, all women* and almost all men look better in navy blue.
    * the late Sheila Scotter who was never seen in public dressed in any colour combination but black & white was the solitary exception to prove the rule.

  3. Luke Reynolds says:

    Peter, I’m not aware of Sheila Scotter. Will be doing a google search. Have to admit Jordan Russell looked much better in navy blue than he did in black & white.

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