These days you can’t trust the published teams to reflect the way that the sides will line up on game day. In that vein, the composite teams below comprise players who have played SANFL League footy, across different decades, but with lineups that also can’t be trusted.
Team #1
F: White Coffee Daly
HF: Hearl Beech Ball
C: Moore Power Bills
HB: Stopp Krakouer Knight
FB: Ey Dohnt Caire
R: Schoppe Harvey Norman
Int: Head Payne Pill
Team #2
F: Archibald Payze Paynter
HF: Copping Littler Loving
C: Smelt Block Sewer
HB: Stretch Tape Miles
FB: Close Kitchen Window
R: Wynne Noble Honor
Int: Bond Mahney Dew
Team #3
F: Lamb Currie Burns
HF: Mules Kickett Harder
C: Weeding Neely Dunn
HB: Hogg Suckling Young
FB: Barber Cutting Beard
R: Wild Salmon Sporn
Int: Hollis Fiora Marshall
Team #4
F: Grimm Russian Winter
HF: Menz Jenner Talia
C: Dent Carr Dawe
HB: Smart Hobby Farmer
FB: Fry Crabb Schell
R: Wedding Day Pash
Int: Twitt Would Gamble
Team #5
F: Butcher Bone Mutton
HF: Long Rivers Kruse
C: Downes Hahn Light
HB: Green Lipp Balme
FB: Paull McCartney Singh
R: Shaw Godden Heaven
Int: Wright Kidney Stone
Team #6
F: Cheep Cotton Dack
HF: Thorn Spiers Hand
C: Hansen Lynch Mobbs
HB: Flood Waters Lower
FB: Dare Reed Mail
R: Goodchild Nicks Hams
Int: Cook Prime Veale
Team #3 is my bog
Its centre line, full back line and ruck are hilarious.
Well played.
Gold.
Gold, gold, gold.
Channeling my not-so-inner seventeen year old, I give three votes to the half forward line of team #4. Then there’s two votes to the int. of team #3, and one vote to the enduring disappointment of the half back line of team #1.
Can’t believe that Terry Short, Paul Bagshaw and Craig Cock weren’t named