With four three possible Grand Final teams and a huge week ahead next week, I thought I’d help out the legion of AFL endorsed scribes with some possible headlines and stories, just in case.
Adelaide
Just Like 1997 – Only Better
Nothing Like 1997 – Here’s Why
Shane Ellen – Yeah, We’re Sick of Him Too
All Your Ballarat Caravan Park Information Here
We Rate the Bakeries Of The Dukes Highway So You Don’t Have To
Western Highway Toilet Stops (You Won’t Believe What We Saw Floating At Horsham)
Grand Pricks – A Guide To Victorian Drivers
Melbourne Hotels – We’ve Found The One That Has West End On Tap
Victorian Speed Trap Guide – Tell ‘Em You Know The Crouches If You Get Caught In Beaufort
Richmond
They Laughed When Named Our Son Pettifer
Esso Service Stations Experiencing Fuel Shortages This Week
Tiges’ Secret Origami Sessions Revealed
Channel 7 Attempt To Play Roaming Brian In Forward Pocket Rebuffed
Exclusive Interview With Dusty’s Tattooist, Wow McFreckle
Uproar At Clash Strip/Grand Final Ticketing/Fan Police Checks Revelations
Grog Squad Aghast As Crows/Geelong Win Toss For Southwark/Furphy Beer Concession.
Geelong
Dangerfield In Shock Skateboard Incident (9yo Moggs Creek lad falls over near his house)
Chris Scott Takes Aim at Coach-cam Intrusion. “I’m not always like that”, he claims.
Ling Hits Back At critics – “I’m not biased” he reports, from Geelong selection committee meeting.
Cats Ask For Brown Shorts In Response to Qualifying Final Performance
Roadworks On Princes Freeway and West Gate To Continue Through The Weekend.
GWS
Seven Seasons of Glory
Giants Fans In Melbourne Showground Ticketing Confusion
Aerial Ping Pong – 50 Reasons Why It Won’t Catch On?
Toby Greene Opens Penrith Kick-Boxing Tournament
About Mark 'Swish' Schwerdt
Saw my first SANFL game in 1967 - Dogs v Peckers. Have only ever seen the Dogs win 1 final in the flesh (1972 1st Semi) Mediocre forward pocket for the AUFC Blacks (1982-89) Life member - Ormond Netball Club -That's me on the right
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Excellent Swish.
Richmond
October in Pyongyang- Your Guide to the Best Nuclear Facilities Tours
Richmond – why Danny frawley says they can and can’t win
I am getting nothing but Australian Rules news…. I only joined this for Rugby League
If this continues with just AFL I will DEFINITELY close my account
Dutton does Dusty/Libs sweep SA polls
Thanks for those fellas
Hey Bob, I think that was a headline from The Australian letters to the editor.
GWS – the Age meets their fan.
Hey Bob MUNT, great idea leave some Rugby comments in AFL articles — great guerilla tactics!