Gary Ablett
April 20, 2017 by 7 Comments
When Gary Ablett
takes his tablets
that balding blonde bogan
resembles Hulk Hogan.
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Damian Balassone is a failed half-forward flanker who writes poetry. He is the author of 'Strange Game in a Strange Land'.
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But can he act as good as the Hulk (Exhibit A, Santa with Muscles – it’s a real movie)?
Onya DB, very funny.
That’s a good one Damo. Both careers tainted by sordid stuff away from the ring/arena. The Gods must be crazy…
Cheers RK. Don’t forget Suburban Commando. Btw isn’t Ablett a fellow Drouin alumni?
Sad but true analogy Phil, both dogged by off-field scandals, although inexplicably Hogan seemed to profit for his part (to the tune of $144m from Gawker).
There was something electric about the way Ablett moved on the footy field, which reminded me of the animated Hulkster in the ring.
I’m sure Kristian Bardsley would agree.
I’d never considered the similarity between the two, they’re separated at birth like photos!
When this god descended from heaven,
he chose five not seven.
When he floored Gary Lyon,
You knew he’d seen the sign: ( of the cross).
Glen!
Nice work Glen! I forgot about the elbow to Lyon in ’89.
Btw, sold the Footy Records, will be in touch to tell you where.