Gary Ablett

When Gary Ablett

takes his tablets

that balding blonde bogan

resembles Hulk Hogan.

 

About Damian Balassone

Damian Balassone is a delusional Collingwood supporter who writes poetry and fiction.

Comments

  1. Trucker Slim says:

    But can he act as good as the Hulk (Exhibit A, Santa with Muscles – it’s a real movie)?

    Onya DB, very funny.

  2. Phillip Dimitriadis says:

    That’s a good one Damo. Both careers tainted by sordid stuff away from the ring/arena. The Gods must be crazy…

  3. DBalassone says:

    Cheers RK. Don’t forget Suburban Commando. Btw isn’t Ablett a fellow Drouin alumni?

    Sad but true analogy Phil, both dogged by off-field scandals, although inexplicably Hogan seemed to profit for his part (to the tune of $144m from Gawker).

    There was something electric about the way Ablett moved on the footy field, which reminded me of the animated Hulkster in the ring.

  4. Jake Left says:

    I’m sure Kristian Bardsley would agree.

  5. Luke Reynolds says:

    I’d never considered the similarity between the two, they’re separated at birth like photos!

  6. When this god descended from heaven,
    he chose five not seven.

    When he floored Gary Lyon,
    You knew he’d seen the sign: ( of the cross).

    Glen!

  7. DBalassone says:

    Nice work Glen! I forgot about the elbow to Lyon in ’89.

    Btw, sold the Footy Records, will be in touch to tell you where.

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