Mr Wrap shares his Mortgage Busting; Investment Opportunity; Western Wonder and Wrap Roughy tips for Round VIII. Caveat emptor punters.
Mr Wrap has no sympathy for the round ball code having to play their GF in a shoe box (they’ve taken enough of our $’s). He offers his regular Mortgage Buster, WrROTR and WrIOOTR. Caveat emptor punters.
The Wrap has arrived for Round 6. And there’s plenty for wrappers to sink their teeth into after a crazy round of footy.
The Wrap takes reviews Round 5 and looks ahead to Round 6 with some profoundly intelligent punting advice.
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The Round V Pre Wrap: “Never hit a man with glasses, and never hit a drunk. As tempting as it might be.”
Mr Wrap is back with his Round V prognostications. Does this make his Striped Marvels good things over the Handbags at the Paddock that Grew tomorrow?
For the Philosophical Marngrook Follower… Here’s the Wrap’s crystal ball look at round 3.
Mr Wrap surveys the Round 1 results and reckons it will be a bumper season. Of course one team was scarily dominant, but he still thinks the Hawks might give his Striped Marvels a run for their money in October.
Mr Wrap is back with his learned prognostications on the Round 1 games; Season 2015 and all things sport.
Mr Wrap lauds the Leafblowers and draws the curtains around the lamentable Harbourtowners. The time honoured Beitzel, Fevola, Flower and Krudd Memorial Medals all go to worthy recipients.
Mr Wrap has seen every Grand Final since Jock McHale and Checker Hughes were coaching, so it is worth noting the advice of our sage tipster.
Mr Wrap tells it like it was as he surveys the weekend’s Semi Finals games. Port Adelaide remind him of Tommy Hafey’s 1967 Tigers (any excuse for the TLSPRF – Ed.)
Mr Wrap runs the ruler over the AFL semis and finds the favourites frail and fallible. He has scoured the nation for the sound of a happy team singing “Tigerland” and brings you his Mid Gippsland GF report from Mirboo North.
Mr Wrap’s usual peerless review of the weekend’s games. He says his Tigers loss to the Tealers was just a flesh wound. He is more concerned about the prospects of the Mauve Miasma and the Pivotonians. The Flying Syringes got what was coming.
The Long Suffering Pre Rap Faithful are all on board the Tiger Train to the City of Churches for Sunday matins. Mr Wrap shares his wisdom and experience about the Finals outcomes, but tips the Tigers anyway.
The Wrap tells us how the team from Struggletown won their ninth on the trot, and gave TLSPRF another week to believe.
Mr Wrap previews Round 23; his Tigers finals campaign; and announces his new commercial partners for Wrap 2015.
Mr Wrap reviews the Round 22 action and the prospects for the final round. He has been crunching the numbers for a new premiership points system (surprisingly the Tigers finish 8th).
The Wrap comes up with a new angle on improving the Great Game and offers his insights into the crucially finals-shaping Round XXII.
Mr Wrap run the ruler over Round 21 and finds the Tigers win in Adelaide the highlight of the weekend (surprise, surprise). He’s still got his teeth into the Essendon drugs scandal/farce/yawnfest.
He’s back. You’ll know it’s not crap, because you’ll read all the good oil in the Pre Wrap for Round 21. Months under grey skies has not dimmed the great man’s wit and insight (and little Jimmy Twoshoes cops a few on the way past).