The Wrap is back. And he’s predicting the Fourthorn may yet turn out to be a suburb of Auckland.
The drought has broken. The cod are biting. The Knackery Nostradamus, Mr Wrap, has sent us his Season 2016 predictions from a campsite on the Darling River.
The Wrap draws the curtain on both 2015 and 13 illustrious seasons of output from The Wrapcave. The Wrap looks back on the 2015 Grand Final and, like just about all of us, looks on in awe at the Hawthorn machine. [A lap of the G in the back of a sponsor’s ute on Grand Final day? Say it ‘aint so Wrap!?!? – Ed]
Mr Wrap previews week 3 of the Finals, in what should be a cracking Preliminary Final weekend.
Mr Wrap previews the second week of the finals and discusses Hawthorn’s drafting from the early 2000’s.
Mr Wrap previews the first week of the finals and compares two former number 1 draft picks.
Mr Wrap previews the round ahead and how the week had been about clubs resting players before the finals.
Mr Wrap reviews Round 22, and his Striped Marvels are back in town and sharpening their claws for September.
The Wrap previews and discusses Round 22 while also giving a summary of what has happened not just the AFL but world sport in the last 2 months.
With the Dockers hosting Collingwood to get round 13 off to a fly tonight, the Wrap has landed on our desk ahead of the opening bounce. Enjoy!
The squeeze for top four, top eight and Sylvan Shield positions is on – who will climb the middle of the road barricade and storm the gates of finals contention? The Wrap has the word.
Mr Wrap tells you all you need to know about the weekend’s round of footy, and offers his wisdom on cricket and the Crowley “suspension”.
Mr Wrap on cheating footballers and footy clubs, cheating horse trainers (enough with the tautologies – Ed). And his usual sagacious advice on investing your hard-earned on the AFL Round XI results.
The Wrap and his take on Round 10 and remember as The Wrap says ‘if you read it in the Wrap you know its not crap.’
The Wrap’s sage observations re this great game of ours, sorting out employment relations in public and the impact of the Friday night Bluebagger schedule on the bottom line of Video Easy. [He’s struck the same vein of form as The Tigers of Old – Ed]
Mr Wrap shares his Mortgage Busting; Investment Opportunity; Western Wonder and Wrap Roughy tips for Round VIII. Caveat emptor punters.
Mr Wrap has no sympathy for the round ball code having to play their GF in a shoe box (they’ve taken enough of our $’s). He offers his regular Mortgage Buster, WrROTR and WrIOOTR. Caveat emptor punters.
The Wrap has arrived for Round 6. And there’s plenty for wrappers to sink their teeth into after a crazy round of footy.
The Wrap takes reviews Round 5 and looks ahead to Round 6 with some profoundly intelligent punting advice.
Check out the Ladbrokes promo.
The Round V Pre Wrap: “Never hit a man with glasses, and never hit a drunk. As tempting as it might be.”
Mr Wrap is back with his Round V prognostications. Does this make his Striped Marvels good things over the Handbags at the Paddock that Grew tomorrow?