Dead branches, ice, clouds – Haiku Bob knows a slump when he sees one.
Haiku Bob finally brings himself to write about the Magpies’ decline and Maxwell’s departure.
News has arrived in Lapland of Collingwood’s loss and the Little Master’s season demise. Haiku Bob reports from the Land of the Midnight Suns.
It’s all about the moon, the cold and beating the Blues in Haiku Bob’s take on the Collingwood v Carlton game
Haiku Bob laments what might have been as darkness spills over his Magpies.
Sometimes even Pendlebury is not enough. Haiku Bob’s take on Collingwood’s shock loss to the Bulldogs.
On behalf of Floreat Pica, Haiku Bob reflects on the Queen’s Birthday clash.
Haiku Bob celebrates the end of autumn and his Magpies artistry on Friday night.
Haiku Bob’s ethereal view of Collingwood v West Coast
Haiku Bob distills the essence of Collingwood’s experience against Adelaide
This week’s Floreat Pica report is by Haiku Bob, who offers his unique interpretation of the old rivals’ clash.
Haiku Bob reflects on the ANZAC Day clash at the MCG.
Collingwood in the autumn but looking very spring.
Haiku Bob on Friday night’s rain-soaked game
Haiku Bob ponders another losing performance.
It’s all Pendlebury; all Collingwood.
Haiku Bob was in Melbourne (from Sweden) to submit his thesis on the history of Australian haiku. He is caught in a bidding war between the producers of My Kitchen Rules and Biggest Loser for the rights to the mini-series. He also went to Docklands to see his beloved Pies on Friday night.
Here is the result of the first real-time global footy haiku kukai thanks to its convenor Haiku Bob. (Classic – ed)
Haiku Bob on the elimination final.
Haiku Bob on Round 23.