Almanac (Footy) Poetry – Fluoro Boots

The Rhymer warns of the perils of wearing fluro footy boots.

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: Screamers

The Rhymer weaves a lyrical tribute to footy’s high fliers.

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: In The Back!

In The Back! Bring in some zones, and other unknowns, draw different lines on the ground let’s make the game more attractive, they claim by tearing the old structure down Rubbish I say, the game is ok, the rules are already in place since Tom Wills came to fame by inventing the game we’ve tried [Read more]

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: An Object Of Desire

The Rhymer: An Object Of Desire

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: Recos

The Rhymer putting the pain of going through a knee reconstruction into poetry.

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: What Ground Is That?

The Rhymer relates the modern-day ground naming confusion felt by many of us.

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: The Rules (With deference to Pink Floyd)

Latest from The Rhymer – far from comfortably numb, here’s his impassioned plea to the top brass.

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: Ode To Cyril

The Rhymer pays tribute to the sheer brilliance of Cyril Rioli. Perhaps, given his family heritage, Cyril was always going to be a champion.

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: Grass roots footy

The Rhymer with his thoughts on where the focus for the footy bosses should be.

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: The Dropkick

Another ripper from The Rhymer, a tribute to WA exponents of the droppy.

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: My Favourite things

Inspired by the Sound of Music, The Rhymer is moved to write about the rough and tumble of footy.

Almanac Poetry – The Rhymer: What the coaches say

Introducing our new recruit, The Rhymer, with his first Almanac offering.