The Brownlow?

Who’ll win the Brownlow? I don’t know, but The Rhymer emphatically, gives it a go!

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: Woolly Footy Jumpers

The Rhymer is back with a popular Almanac topic

Almanac Poetry: Footy Whiskers

The Rhymer ponders: Who started the trend of growing whiskers amongst the current footy hipsters?

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: Red Cards?

The Rhymer adds his thoughts to the red card debate.

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: August Reality

As August dawns on us tomorrow and hopeful footy fans count down until September – is your team in the ‘August Reality’ camp that The Rhymer so eloquently describes?

Jordan Lewis Milestone

The Rhymer celebrates the 300 game milestone of Jordan Lewis in verse.

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: The Coach’s Dream

The Rhymer ponders what makes a coach’s perfect player in his latest poem.

Almanac Footy Poetry: The Misses

Kicking for goal is a worry for The Rhymer!

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – Fluoro Boots

The Rhymer warns of the perils of wearing fluro footy boots.

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: Screamers

The Rhymer weaves a lyrical tribute to footy’s high fliers.

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: In The Back!

In The Back! Bring in some zones, and other unknowns, draw different lines on the ground let’s make the game more attractive, they claim by tearing the old structure down Rubbish I say, the game is ok, the rules are already in place since Tom Wills came to fame by inventing the game we’ve tried [Read more]

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: An Object Of Desire

The Rhymer: An Object Of Desire

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: Recos

The Rhymer putting the pain of going through a knee reconstruction into poetry.

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: What Ground Is That?

The Rhymer relates the modern-day ground naming confusion felt by many of us.

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: The Rules (With deference to Pink Floyd)

Latest from The Rhymer – far from comfortably numb, here’s his impassioned plea to the top brass.

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: Ode To Cyril

The Rhymer pays tribute to the sheer brilliance of Cyril Rioli. Perhaps, given his family heritage, Cyril was always going to be a champion.

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: Grass roots footy

The Rhymer with his thoughts on where the focus for the footy bosses should be.

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: The Dropkick

Another ripper from The Rhymer, a tribute to WA exponents of the droppy.

Almanac (Footy) Poetry – The Rhymer: My Favourite things

Inspired by the Sound of Music, The Rhymer is moved to write about the rough and tumble of footy.

Almanac Poetry – The Rhymer: What the coaches say

Introducing our new recruit, The Rhymer, with his first Almanac offering.