A not so hair-brained idea to revive the torp (or is it?)

T-Bone has a plan to restore the romance of the shot on the siren. Does your side have a “torp specialist”?

The tweeted selfie: is it a new low?

Peter Zitterschlager contemplates the age of the tweeted selfie.

Theatregoers: your comprehensive guide to the Grand Final.

Peter Zitterschlager gives some advice.

Footy: the real mayhem used to be after the final siren

Peter Zitterschlager recalls the determination a generation of young footy fans to conquer the outer and the take to the ground for a pat and a kick in the mud.

AFL Round 6 – West Coast Eagles v Western Bulldogs: Facts, curiosities, odds and ends

If you want to know what happened at Subiaco on the weekend, it was the umpires what did it, says Bulldogs fan Peter Zitterschlager in a therapeutic rant.

3 votes for 2 kicks and 1 handball

Pete Zitterschlager explains his approach to umpiring and its impact on the known universe (especially his).

Man vs AFL with Bear Grylls – episode 3

Squirrel grips, 4&20s and hospital passes – it’s been a tough initiation for Bear Grylls and it seems the worst is yet to come.

Man vs AFL – episode 2

Bear Grylls is finding a game of AFL his toughest challenge yet – and it’s not even quarter time!

Man vs AFL

Bear Grylls embarks on his biggest challenge yet – a game of AFL.

Cricket the social climber

You know what cricket reminds Peter Zitterschlager of these days: a school kid that’s desperately trying to make itself popular.

“I don’t mind the one-dayers”

“I don’t mind the one-dayers” is hands down the most irritating thing anyone can say to Peter Zitterschlager

Thank you Test Cricket for sumptuous, textbook batting

Textbook shots, when played by the finest batsmen are of endless wonder, says Peter Zitterschlager, who never tires of their nuance and charm.