Peter Zitterschlager

Hector X: Criminally insane and never to be released

May 18, 2013 by Peter Zitterschlager 18 Comments

Clash strips, loud music, marketing jargon….it’s enough to tip a man over the edge.

AFL Round 6 – West Coast Eagles v Western Bulldogs: Facts, curiosities, odds and ends

May 7, 2013 by Peter Zitterschlager 20 Comments

If you want to know what happened at Subiaco on the weekend, it was the umpires what did it, says Bulldogs fan Peter Zitterschlager in a therapeutic rant.

3 votes for 2 kicks and 1 handball

April 11, 2013 by Peter Zitterschlager 12 Comments

Pete Zitterschlager explains his approach to umpiring and its impact on the known universe (especially his).

Man vs AFL with Bear Grylls – episode 3

March 16, 2013 by Peter Zitterschlager 4 Comments

Squirrel grips, 4&20s and hospital passes – it’s been a tough initiation for Bear Grylls and it seems the worst is yet to come.

Man vs AFL – episode 2

March 9, 2013 by Peter Zitterschlager 2 Comments

Bear Grylls is finding a game of AFL his toughest challenge yet – and it’s not even quarter time!

Man vs AFL

March 6, 2013 by Peter Zitterschlager 6 Comments

Bear Grylls embarks on his biggest challenge yet – a game of AFL.

When Viv Tufnell met Boony

February 24, 2013 by Peter Zitterschlager 16 Comments

When Boony enters the rooms, everyone stands erect and respectful, except one man – Viv Tufnell.

Viv Tufnell: shield cricketer and complete arsehole (parts 8 & 9)

February 20, 2013 by Peter Zitterschlager 4 Comments

In this two-parter, our favourite Shield cricketer is weighing up the big questions in life, like: Which is the better band – Nickleback or Bon Jovi?

Viv Tufnell: shield cricketer and complete arsehole (part 7)

February 14, 2013 by Peter Zitterschlager 8 Comments

Viv’s wildest dreams have come true.

Viv Tufnell: shield cricketer and complete arsehole (Part 6)

February 9, 2013 by Peter Zitterschlager 5 Comments

Viv Tufnell is facing his biggest battle yet – and it’s not on the pitch. (Bloody shieldstats.com.au editor.)

Viv Tufnell: shield cricketer and complete arsehole (part 5)

January 31, 2013 by Peter Zitterschlager 5 Comments

The Sheffield Shield circuit is a wonderland for sledgers like Viv Tufnell.

Viv Tufnell: Left to rot at batpad

January 25, 2013 by Peter Zitterschlager 10 Comments

In the latest chapters of Peter Zitterschlager’s serial, Viv Tufnell has been left to rot at batpad. He wouldn’t mind if his spinner delivered something other than pies.

Meet Viv Tufnell – Shield cricketer (part 2)

January 17, 2013 by Peter Zitterschlager 5 Comments

Shield cricketer Viv Tufnell has a few things to say about bloggers, particularly the bloke who runs Shieldstats.com.au (Warning: Colourful language.)

Meet Viv Tufnell: Shield cricketer and complete prick

January 17, 2013 by Peter Zitterschlager 19 Comments

Peter Zitterschlager introduces Viv Tufnell, who makes the likes of Chris Tavare and Geoff Boycott look cavalier. (Warning: Contains colourful language.)