The People’s Elbow emerges from his oxygen coffin, to provide some gratuitous advice to the new Carlton CEO…
Carlton Membership Update |We’re not dead, we’re in a coma… and we’re really happy with the way this is shaping up.
“Pahk the cah in the Havahd Yahd”: A Thinking Man’s Guide to the New England Patriots ahead of Super Bowl XLIX
The People’s Elbow presents a thinking man’s guide to the one team he follows in professional sport that is vaguely competitive…
In the lead-in to the Australian Open, the People’s Elbow presents a primer on the tennis writing of David Foster Wallace.
The People’s Elbow’s guide to the 2015 fixture. Just what did Jack Watts do to upset Heritier Lumumba…?
Part 2 of the People’s Elbow’s Trade Period Review… where cult-figure-status hair beats a dubious highlight reel every day of the week.
The People’s Elbow’s Guide to Carlton’s Trade Period: Part One — The Outs (aka Mick “The Blue Butcher” Malthouse)
In Part I of his review of Carlton’s off-season, the People’s Elbow looks at those who have emptied their lockers at Princes Park.
The People’s Elbow is joined by Tony Moclair to conduct a post-mortem on Carlton’s season and give a diagnosis for 2015. Includes an unearthed gem that demonstrates Carlton was 20 years ahead of Port Adelaide.
The People’s Elbow presents his rejected submission to the Herald Sun on “14 ways to know you’re a true Carlton supporter”.
The People’s Elbow thinks “Grumpy Old Mick” is a tired trope and a lazy stereotype. Just like Taylor Swift’s transformation to pop star, Mick doesn’t need to change a thing if he’s to transform Carlton’s list.
The thought of his last football jumper hurts like a purple bruise.
The People’s Elbow offers some strong advice (and STRONG LANGUAGE) to the Essendon Football Club and its PR advisers. Why are you so outraged by allegedly inappropriate “process” when you negligently put young men’s health at risk?
AFL Round 15 – Collingwood v Carlton: I Turned Up – Fear? No, Just Loathing on a Sunday Night at the MCG
The People’s Elbow was part of the ‘crowd’ at the MCG on Sunday night. He is searching for explanations of why he turned up. [INCLUDES STRONG LANGUAGE]
Herald Sun journalist Jon Ralph is a given, but which are the other ripper blokes you would want to have a beer with: A work of unashamed worship
When it comes to men of letters, Litza knows he is but a minnow when compared to Jon Ralph. But that does not mean he cannot also come up with a list of ripper blokes he’d love to have a beer with.
A statement from The People’s Elbow.
GWS have defeated Carlton. Words have defeated Litza. But the People’s Elbow still comes up with some acronyms to express his disgust.
Carlton’s 150th Celebration: “Ease his pain… ease his pain” — The People’s Elbow on the redemptive power of the Blues’ Field of Dreams
Craig Little catalogues Carlton Football Club’s celebration of its 150th anniversary. The pissoir “Field of Streams” Best XVIII is a unique concept.
This is an extract from Litza’s foreword in The Footy Almanac 2013. [Great to have The People’s Elbow flying in this year’s Almanac – ed]
The People’s Elbow: fast becoming a master at recording Carlton disappointments. Here is a genre you will never have seen before. [Promise – Ed]
Litza has something of a rule – he’ll only emotionally invest in five players on Carlton’s list. Sometimes, it’s about the courage. Sometimes, it’s about the hair. And sometimes, he just has to let them go.
Litza finally consigns Carlton’s 2014 season to the dustbin of history. He is now free to concentrate on the bright side of rejuvenating the team; the club and ……..(hoping that your neighbour gets shafted).