Almanac Teams – The (ultimate) Ultimate WACA Ashes performers

As we head to the WACA one last time for the Ashes, who has put together the best performances at the ground? Warning: may contain traces of 2006 Adam Gilchrist

The Ashes – Second Test, Day 3: Nothing ever happens in Adelaide on a Monday

Dave Brown hails the return of Jimmy Anderson and the Ashes contest on an anything but typical Adelaide Monday night

Almanac Teams: The ultimate Adelaide Oval Ashes performers

Dave Brown lines up the best Ashes performances at Adelaide Oval. Who knew England had so many left arm finger spinners? And what is the correct number of Arthurs for an Australian team?

Almanac Teams: The ultimate Gabba Ashes performers

Not so much a funny team as two extraordinary ones as Dave Brown picks two XIs based upon outstanding one-off performances at the Gabba

Almanac Teams: the long and longer of it

There have been some long names in footy over the years. Dave Brown squeezes them onto a pitch.

Footy Media Watch: Why does everyone hate the Crows all of a sudden?

Adelaide’s not unreasonable desire to be right has become their demon in the Jake Lever deal according to Dave Brown.

SANFL Grand Final – Port Adelaide v Sturt: see ya at the Arkaba

Dave Brown’s family has history at Port v Sturt Grand Finals. There’s nothing like a happy ending

2017 Women’s Footy Almanac launch (& SANFL Elimination Final – Norwood v Central District): Making things

Dave Brown’s huge weekend of footy, golf, wine and fellowship. And wine.

Round 22 – Adelaide v Sydney: Footy positive

An unexpected ticket to one of the games of the season provides great theatre in the Festival State

The ‘Mankad’: conduct unbecoming?

Brad Haddin didn’t like the prospect of being ‘Mankaded’ in BBL05. Dave Brown ponders why and comes up with many more questions than answers.

Adelaide Reclink Community Cup – Rockatoos v Anchors: from the little things

It’s a rivalry as old as, well, three years as the Rockatoos and Anchors raise a sweat and some funds for Reclink at Norwood Oval

Round 14 – Adelaide v Hawthorn: The heart won’t follow where the head must go

Walking away from a club is easy to rationalise. It’s much harder to actually do

The 2017 South Australian Claytons State of Origin Team

Dave Brown shouts “South Australian” as he picks a State of Origin team to take on the imaginary Big V.

Round 10 – Geelong v Port Adelaide: the Pedant’s Lament

A cracking game of footy but did the umpire get the Dixon call right? A frame of reference wouldn’t go astray

After another strange opinion piece, the people of South Australia ask what is wrong with Mark Robinson?

Everyone wonders what’s wrong with South Australians – according to Mark Robinson. Self-appointed South Australian representative, Dave Brown, wonders back.

AFLW Grand Final – Brisbane v Adelaide: Moments

It has been a reasonable wait for another Crows Grand Final but Adelaide and Dave Brown make the most of it

AFL 2016 Bang for Buck Cup: Why the Bulldogs didn’t really win the premiership

As the men’s season 2017 gets underway, Dave Brown has found the secret to 2016 success

AFLW Round 5 – Adelaide v Brisbane: an evening in the multiverse

A full Norwood Oval provides the perfect backdrop for a cracking contest and some theoretical physics.

The curious case of KAA Gent

Dave Brown ponders whether it is appropriate to wear that soccer shirt in the cupboard

AFLW Round 3 – Adelaide v Carlton: Favourite flags

The Crows guts out a win in a thrilling contest, giving a little girl something to wave about.