AFL team by team PRETTY LIST 2010! How HOT is your team?

WHO IS THE PRETTYEST TEAM OF THEM ALL?

SENIOR LISTED PLAYERS

Last year I sat down and made a pretty list with the top 21 AFL players who could easily make some extra money on the side doing modeling.

Tiger Ben Cousins was listed as number one and his photo shoot for GQ magazine showed just why, infact photos and footage of his shirtless arrest also strengthened my point.

I then later released a Coach pretty list and I have to admit it didn’t take me very long to make the list; the three coaches who made it were Dean Laidley, Paul Roos and Mark Harvey.

Now for the finale, I have spent hours, days, and weeks going through every player of every club to bring you a prettyness rating out of 10 for each player.

The players were judged based on their pictures in the players section on the official club websites and I went in with a ‘nobody is perfect’ attitude.

*Geelong’s official website however used photos of their players in action and not their official player picture like the rest of the clubs, which may have an effect on their rating*

Please note that these ratings were based on looks only and that playing ability, personality or any off field dramas that players may have been involved in were not taken into consideration nor had any impact on the ratings.

*Ratings are subject to change depending on players experimenting with their hair styles*

So here is it, from Adelaide all the way to the Western Bulldogs.

How does your team rate?

Have a look to find out, with an overall ladder included at the end.

ADELAIDE CROWS-

2. Brad Moran- 4/10

3. Brent Reilly-   5/10

4. Kurt Tippett-   4/10

5. Scott Thompson- 6/10

6. Jonathon Griffin- 4/10

7. Nathan Van Berlo- 7.5/10

8. Myke Cook- 5/10

9. Tyson Edwards- 3/10

10.  Jarrhan Jacky- 3/10

11. Michael Doughty- 5/10

12. Daniel Talia- 3/10

13. Taylor Walker- 6/10

14. David Mackay- 7/10

15. Brad Symes- 3/10

16. Phil Davis- 5/10

17. Bernie Vince- 7/10

18. Graham Johncock- 4/10

21. Chris Knights- 5/10

22. Andy Otten- 4/10

23. Andrew McLeod- 4/10

24. Brett Burton- 3/10

25. Ben Rutten- 4/10

26. Richard Douglas- 4/10

27. Scott Stevens- 5/10

28. Jack Gunston- 6/10

29. James Seller- 4/10

30. James Craig- 4/10

31. Rory Sloane- 3/10

32. Patrick Dangerfield- 6.5/10

33. Jared Petrenko- 6/10

34. Sam Shaw- 4/10

35. Shaun McKernan- 2/10

36. Simon Goodwin- 4/10

37. Trent Hentschel- 4/10

38. Tony Armstrong- 4/10

39. Will Young- 4/10

40. Jason Porplyzia- 5/10

41. Brodie Martin- 5/10

44. Nathan Bock- 6/10

45. Ricky Henderson- 5/10

46. Christopher Schmidt- 5/10

48. Matthew Jaensch- 3/10

Total: 190        Average: 4.52

BRISBANE LIONS-

1. Mitchell Clark- 5/10

2. Albert Proud- 4/10

3. Sam Sheldon- 4/10

4. Travis Johnstone- 3/10

5. Brendan Fevola- 2/10

6. Luke Power- 7.5/10

7. Jed Adcock- 6/10

8. Matt Austin- 4/10

9. Ashley McGrath- 3/10

10. Daniel Rich- 6/10

11. Justin Sherman- 6/10

12. James Hawksley- 3/10

13. Callum Bartlett- 4/10

14. Brent Staker- 4/10

15. Xavier Clarke- 3/10

16. Jonathan Brown- 8/10

17. Jarred Brennan- 7/10

18. Todd Banfield- 3/10

19. Jamie Charman- 4/10

20. Simon Black- 6/10

21. Daniel Merrett- 5/10

23. Matthew Leuenberg- 4/10

24. Joel Patfull- 7/10

25. Bart McCulloch- 3/10

26. Ryan Harwood- 4/10

28. Troy Selwood- 5/10

29. Andrew Raines- 3/10

30. Jack Redden- 4/10

31. James Polkinghorne- 3/10

32. Cheynee Stiller- 5/10

33. Amon Buchanan- 5/10

34. Jesse O’Brien- 5/10

35. Michael Rischitelli- 4/10

36. Matt Maguire- 4/10

37. Bryce Retzlaff- 8/10

38. Tom Rockliff- 4/10

39. Josh Drummond- 5/10

42. Pearce Hanley- 4/10

44. Aaron Cornelius- 4/10

Total: 178         Average: 4.56

CARLTON BLUES-

1. Andrew Walker- 6/10

2. Jordan Russell- 4/10

3. Marc Murphy- 5/10

4. Bryce Gibbs- 9/10

5. Chris Judd- 5/10

6. Kade Simpson- 4/10

7. Brock Mclean- 3/10

8. Matthew Kreuzer- 4/10

9. Chris Johnson- 7/10

10. Richard Hadley- 3/10

11. Robert Warnock- 3/10

12. Mitch Robinson- 3/10

13. Christopher Yarran- 3/10

14. Brad Fisher- 4/10

15. Steven Browne- 4/10

16. Shaun Grigg- 4/10

17. Setanta O’hAilpin- 6/10

18. Paul Bower- 3/10

19. Eddie Betts- 4/10

20. Rhys O’Keeffe- 5/10

21. Mark Austin- 4/10

22. Shaun Hampson- 9/10

23. Lachlan Henderson- 7/10

24. Kane Lucas- 4/10

26. Joe Anderson- 6/10

27. Dennis Armfield- 5/10

29. Heath Scotland- 5/10

30. Jarrad Waite- 4/10

31. Marcus Davies- 3/10

32. Bret Thornton- 3/10

33. Ryan Houlihan- 6/10

34. Simon Wiggins- 3/10

35. Caleb Tiller- 3/10

36. Rohan Kerr- 6/10

38. Jeffrey Garlett- 4/10

39. Sam Jacobs- 3/10

40. Michael Jamison- 4/10

43. Simon White- 5/10

44. Andrew Carrazzo- 4/10

45. Aaron Joseph- 6/10

Total: 183                   Average: 4.58

COLLINGWOOD MAGPIES-

1. Leon Davis- 3/10

2. Sean Rusling- 9/10

3. John McCarthy- 4.5/10

4. Alan Didak- 5/10

5. Nick Maxwell- 5/10

6. Tyson Goldsack- 4/10

7. Paul Medhurst- 8.5/10

8. Harry O’Brien- 5/10

9. John Anthony- 8/10

10. Scott Pendlebury- 7/10

11. Shane O’Bree- 3/10

12. Luke Ball- 4.5/10

13. Dale Thomas- 6/10

14. Anthony Corrie- 4/10

15. Leigh Brown- 7/10

16. Nathan Brown- 8/10

17. Dayne Beams- 8.5/10

18- Darren Jolly- 6/10

19. Cameron Wood- 3/10

20. Ben Reid- 4/10

21. Sharrod Wellingham- 4/10

22. Steele Sidebottom- 8/10

24. Tarkyn Lockyer- 7/10

25. Josh Fraser- 4/10

26. Ben Johnson- 5/10

27. Jarrad Blight- 3/10

28. Ben Sinclair- 5/10

29. Ryan Cook- 3/10

30. Brent Macaffer- 4/10

31. Chris Dawes- 8/10

32. Travis Cloke- 4/10

33. Brad Dick- 4/10

34. Alan Toovey- 4/10

35- Simon Prestigiacomo- 4/10

36. Dane Swan- 7/10

37. Luke Rounds- 3/10

40. Josh Thomas- 9/10

41. Simon Buckley- 8/10

43. Jaxson Barham- 4/10

Total: 211          Average: 5.41

ESSENDON BOMBERS-

1. Jay Neagle- 4/10

2. Ricky Dyson- 4/10

3. Scott Gumbleton- 5/10

4. Jobe Watson- 5/10

5. Brent Stanton- 6/10

6. Angus Monfries- 8/10

7. Leroy Jetta- 4/10

8. Jason Winderlich- 4/10

9.  Brent Prismall- 6/10

10. Mark McVeigh- 7/10

11.  David Zaharakis- 8/10

12. Andrew Welsh- 5/10

13. Anthony Long- 4/10

14. Sam Lonergan- 8/10

15.  Courtney Dempsey- 3/10

16. Tayte Pears- 7/10

17. Jake Melksham- 5/10

18. Michael Hurley- 5/10

19. David Hille- 6/10

20. Henry Slattery- 4/10

22. Jake Carlisle- 4/10

23. David Myers- 3/10

25. Michael Still- 4/10

26. Cale Hooker- 3/10

27. Jason Laycock- 3/10

28. Darcy Daniher- 4/10

29. Alwyn Davey- 4/10

30. Patrick Ryder- 4/10

31. Dustin Fletcher- 4/10

32. Travis Colyer- 4/10

33. Mark Williams- 4/10

34. Kyle Hardingham- 4/10

36. Tyson Slattery- 6/10

37. Kyle Reimers- 5/10

38. Jarrod Atkinson- 4/10

39. Heath Hocking- 4/10

42. Nathan Lovett-Murray- 3/10

43. Bachar Houli- 6/10

44. Tom Bellchambers- 4/10

Total: 185              Average: 4.74

FREMANTLE DOCKERS-

1. Hayden Ballantyne- 4/10

2. Anthony Morabito- 3/10

3.  Byron Schammer- 5/10

4. Paul Hasleby- 3/10

5. Garrick Ibbotson- 5/10

6. Greg Broughton- 4/10

7. Dean Solomon- 4/10

8. Nick Suban- 4/10

9. Adam McPhee- 4/10

10. Rhys Palmer- 4/10

11. Des Headland- 4/10

12. Brock O’Brien- 5/10

13. Nathan Fyfe- 6/10

14. Antoni Grover- 5/10

15. Ryan Crowley- 4/10

16. David Mundy- 4/10

17. Joel Houghton- 7/10

18. Luke McPharlin- 5/10

19. Clayton Hinkley- 4/10

20. Chris Tarrant- 8/10

21. Michael Barlow- 4/10

22. Scott Thornton- 4/10

23. Christopher Mayne- 5/10

24. Dylan Roberton- 6/10

25. Steven Dodd- 4/10

26. Kepler Bradley- 4/10

27. Justin Bollenhagen- 5/10

28. Ryan Murphy- 4/10

29. Matthew Pavlich- 5/10

30. Zachary Clarke- 3/10

31. Aaron Sandilands- 4/10

32. Stephen Hill- 5/10

33. Benjamin Bucovaz- 3/10

34. Christopher Hall- 7/10

35. Tim Ruffles- 4/10

37. Michael Johnson- 4/10

38. Michael Walters- 4/10

41. Paul Duffield- 4/10

43. Roger Hayden- 3/10

44. Jesse Crichton- 3/10

Total: 177            Average: 4.43

GEELONG CATS-

1.  Mitch Brown- 3/10

3. Jimmy Bartel- 7/10

4. Andrew Mackie- 7.5/10

5. Travis Varcoe- 4/10

6. Brad Ottens- 4/10

7. Harry Taylor- 3/10

8. Josh Hunt- 6/10

9. James Kelly- 5/10

10. Daniel Menzel- 6/10

11. Joel Corey- 7.5/10

12. Trent West- 7/10

13. Tom Lonergan- 4/10

14. Joel Selwood- 8.5/10

15. Ryan Gamble- 4/10

16. Dawson Simpson- 3/10

17. Shannon Byrnes- 4/10

18. Nathan Djerrkura- 3/10

20. Steve Johnson- 5/10

21. Cameron Mooney- 9/10

22. Mitch Duncan- 5/10

23. Marcus Drum- 8/10

24. Mark Blake- 4/10

25. Tom Gillies- 3/10

26. Tom Hawkins- 8.5/10

27. Matthew Stokes- 3/10

28. Allen Christensen- 5/10

29. Gary Ablett- 5/10

30. Matthew Scarlett- 6/10

31. James Podsiadly- 5/10

32. Steven Motlop- 4/10

33. Max Rooke- 5/10

34. Simon Hogan- 6.5/10

35. Paul Chapman- 3/10

36. Nathan Vardy- 4/10

37. Jeremy Laidler- 4/10

38. Taylor Hunt- 7/10

39. Darren Milburn- 5/10

40. David Wojcinski- 6/10

41. Josh Cowan- 3/10

42. Ranga Ediriwickrama- 3/10

43 .Jack Weston- 3/10

44. Corey Enright- 5/10

45. Cameron Ling- 3/10

46. Adam Varcoe- 4/10

47. Ben Johnson- 6.5/10

48. Tom Allwright- 3/10

Total: 228                        Average: 4.96

HAWTHORN HAWKS-

1. Max Bailey- 4/10

2. Jarryd Roughead- 3/10

3. Jordan Lewis- 4/10

4. Rick Ladson- 4/10

5.  Sam Mitchell- 8.5/10

6. Josh Gibson- 4/10

7. Michael Osborne- 5.5/10

8. Xavier Ellis- 4/10

9. Shaun Burgoyne- 4/10

10. Chance Bateman- 5.5/10

11. Clinton Young- 3/10

12. Brad Sewell- 4/10

13. Simon A. Taylor- 4/10

14. Grant Birchall- 5/10

15. Luke Hodge- 7.5/10

16. Beau Dowler- 4/10

17. Beau Muston- 5/10

18. Brent Guerra- 4/10

19. Jarryd Morton- 4/10

20. Rhan Hooper- 4/10

21. Shane Savage- 3/10

22. Travis Tuck- 4.5/10

23. Lance Franklin- 8.5/10

24. Trent Croad- 4/10

25. Ryan Schoenmakers- 8/10

26. Liam Shiels- 5/10

27. Stephen Gilham- 4/10

29. Thomas Murphy- 4/10

30. Campbell Brown- 7/10

31. Matt Suckling- 4/10

33. Cyril Rioli- 4/10

34. Brent Renouf- 4/10

35. Sam Grimley- 4/10

36. Jordan Lisle- 3/10

37. Brendan Whitecross- 3/10

38. Luke Lowden- 3/10

39. Benjamin Stratton- 7/10

40. Jordan Williams- 4/10

41. Taylor Duryea- 4/10

Total: 182                      Average: 4.55

NORTH MELBOURNE ROOBOYS-

1. Hamish McIntosh- 6/10

2. Ed Lower- 5/10

3. Brady Rawlings- 4/10

4. Liam Anthony- 5/10

5. Ben Warren- 5/10

6. Lachlan Hansen- 4/10

7. Jack Ziebell- 4/10

8. Daniel Wells- 4/10

9. Andrew Swallow- 9/10

10. Ben Cunnington- 5/10

11. Michael Firrito- 4/10

12. Lindsay Thomas- 4/10

13. Leigh Adams- 6.5/10

14. Gavin Urquhart- 3.5/10

15. Ben Ross- 4/10

16. Scott Thompson- 5/10

17. Nathan Grima- 8/10

18. Josh Smith- 4.5/10

19. Samuel Wright- 4/10

20. Drew Petrie- 7.5/10

21. Corey Jones- 3/10

22. Todd Goldstein- 3/10

23. Nathan O’Keefe- 4/10

24. Levi Greenwood- 8.5/10

25. Robert Tarrant- 4.5/10

26. Benjamin Warren- 4/10

27. Aaron Edwards- 7.5/10

28. Ryan Bastinac- 5/10

29. Brent Harvey-6/10

30. Daniel Pratt- 6/10

31. David Hale- 3/10

32. Cruize Garlett- 5/10

33. Matt Campbell- 3/10

34. Jamie Macmillan- 3/10

35. Aaron Black- 4/10

36. Ayden Kennedy- 9/10

37. Brayden Norris- 5/10

39. Leigh Harding- 3/10

42. Scott McMahon- 4/10

Total: 182.5           Average: 4.68

MELBOURNE DEMONS-

1. Matthew Warnock- 5/10

2. Nathan Jones- 4/10

3. Clint Bartram- 3/10

4. Jack Watts- 8.5/10

5. Jordan Gysberts- 7/10

6. Matthew Bate- 3/10

7. Brad Miller- 8.5/10

8. James Frawley- 4/10

9. Jack Trengove- 6/10

10. Cale Morton- 3/10

11. Paul A. Johnson- 4/10

12. Colin Sylvia- 8.5/10

14. Lynden Dunn- 3/10

15. Ricky Petterd- 8.5/10

16.  Jack Grimes- 6/10

18. Brad Green- 5/10

20. Colin Garland- 5/10

21. Daniel Bell- 4/10

22. Brent Moloney- 4/10

23. James McDonald- 4/10

24. Liam Jurrah- 3.5/10

25. Kyle Cheney- 4/10

28. Joel Macdonald- 4/10

29. Michael Newton- 3/10

30. Tom McNamara- 4/10

31. Tom Scully- 5/10

32. Cameron Bruce- 3/10

33. Austin Wonaeamirri- 4/10

34. Stefan Martin- 7/10

35. Luke Tapscott- 5/10

36. Aaron Davey- 4/10

37. Max Gawn- 5/10

39. Neville Jetta- 3.5/10

40. Mark Jamar- 9/10

43. Jamie Bennell- 3/10

44. Rohan Bail- 8/10

46. Sam Blease- 3/10

47. James Strauss- 8/10

48. Jack Fitzpatrick- 3/10

Total: 193           Average: 4.95

PORT ADELAIDE POWER-

1. Domenic Cassisi- 3/10

2. Josh Carr- 4/10

3. Steven Salopek- 5/10

4. Daniel Motlop- 3/10

5. Matthew Broadbent- 5/10

6. Danyle Pearce- 5/10

7.  Nathan Krakouer- 3/10

8. Hamish Hartlett- 5/10

9. Jacob Surjan- 6/10

10. Travis Boak- 6.5/10

11. Marlon Motlop- 4/10

12. Jackson Trengove- 4/10

13. Wade Thompson- 3.5/10

14. Paul Stewart- 7/10

15. David Rodan- 4/10

16. Warren Tredrea- 5/10

17. Robert Gray- 5.5/10

18. Kane Cornes- 4/10

19. Nick Salter- 7.5/10

20. Dean Brogan- 3.5/10

21. Matt Thomas- 4/10

22. Jay Nash- 5.5/10

23. Matthew Lobbe- 4/10

24. Matthew Westhoff- 5/10

26. Andrew Moore- 4/10

27. Alipate Carlile- 4/10

28. Jay Schulz- 3/10

29. Jasper Pittard- 3.5/10

30. Troy Chaplin- 4/10

31. Mitchell Banner- 3.5/10

32. John Butcher- 5.5/10

33. Brett Ebert- 3/10

34. Jarrad Redden- 4.10

35. Chad Cornes- 5/10

36. Michael Pettigrew- 4.5/10

38. Scott Harding- 4/10

39. Justin Westhoff- 7/10

41. Jason Davenport- 7.5/10

43. Daniel Stewart- 5.5/10

44. Tom Logan- 4/10

45. Cameron Hitchcock- 4.5/10

47. Cameron Cloke- 8.5/10

Total: 197        Average: 4.69

RICHMOND TIGERS-

2. Will Thursfield- 4/10

3. Brett Deledio- 8.5/10

6. Graham Polak- 3.5/10

8. Jack Riewoldt- 4/10

9. Trent Cotchin- 8.5/10

10. Shane Edwards- 3/10

13. Jordan McMahon- 4/10

14. Dean Polo- 5/10

15. Mitchell Farmer- 7/10

16. Luke McGuane- 6.5/10

17. Chris Newman- 7/10

18. Alex Rance- 7/10

19. Daniel Connors- 3.5/10

20. Mitch Morton- 3/10

21. Shane Tuck- 3/10

23. Daniel Jackson- 8/10

24. Andrew Collins- 6/10

25. Angus Graham- 3/10

26. Robin Nahas- 4/10

27. Tom Hislop- 6.5/10

28. Jake King- 5/10

29. Tyrone Vickery- 4/10

30. Richard Tambling- 4/10

31. Adam Thomson- 4/10

32. Ben Cousins- 10/10

33. David Gourdis- image unavailable

34. Andrew Browne- 4/10

35. Matthew White- 5/10

36. Dustin Martin- 8/10

37. Jayden Post- 6/10

38. Ben Griffiths- 4/10

39. David Astbury- 8/10

40. Kelvin Moore- 4/10

41. Nathan Foley- 5/10

43. Matt Dea- 7.5/10

44. Troy Taylor- 4/10

46. Jeromey Webberley- image unavailable

47. Ben Nason- 5/10

48. Dylan Grimes- 4/10

Total: 195.5           Average: 5.28

ST.KILDA SAINTS-

1. Jason Gram- 5/10

2. Steven King- 5/10

3. Jack Steven- 4/10

4. Clinton Jones- 5/10

5. Ben McEvoy- 3/10

6. Zac Dawson- 5/10

7. Lenny Hayes- 5/10

10. Steven Baker- 5/10

11. Leigh Montagna- 5/10

12. Nick Riewoldt- 5/10

13. Adam Schneider- 5/10

14. Jarryn Geary- 4/10

15. Michael S. Gardiner- 4/10

16. Raphael Clarke- 4/10

17. Nicholas Winmar- 3/10

18. Brendon Goddard- 3/10

19. Sam Gilbert- 5.5/10

20. David Armitage- 6/10

21. Nicholas Heyne- 4/10

22. Farren Ray- 6/10

23. Justin Koschitzke- 5/10

24. Sean Dempster- 6.5/10

25. Sam Fisher- 6/10

26. Nick Dal Santo- 6/10

27. Jason Blake- 4/10

28. Rhys Stanley- 7/10

29. Tom Lynch- 4/10

30. Brett Peake- 5/10

31. Jesse Smith- 4/10

32. Andrew McQualter- 7.5/10

33. James Gwilt- 3.5/10

34. Adam Pattison- 7/10

38. Will Johnson- 6/10

39. Alistair Smith- 5/10

40. Robert Eddy- 4/10

41. Paul Cahill- 4/10

44. Stephen Milne- 3/10

45. Luke Miles- 3/10

Total: 183       Average: 4.82

SYDNEY SWANS-

1. Mark Seaby- 5/10

2. Rhys Shaw- 4/10

3. Jarrad McVeigh- 4/10

4. Daniel Hanneberry- 6.5/10

5. Ryan O’Keefe- 6.5/10

6. Craig Bolton- 3/10

7. Brett Meredith- 7/10

8. Trent Dennis-Lane- 3.5/10

9. Nick Malceski- 4/10

10.  Daniel Currie- 6/10

11. Ed Barlow- 4/10

12. Josh P. Kennedy- 7/10

13. Patrick Veszpremi- 8.5/10

14. Craig Bird- 4/10

15. Kieran Jack- 8.5/10

16. Gary Rohan- 4/10

17. Tadhg Kennelly- 5/10

18. Jesse White- 4/10

19. Daniel Bradshaw- 5/10

20. Sam Reid- 5/10

21. Ben McGlynn- 5/10

22. Byron Summer- 5/10

23. Lewis Johnston- 7/10

24. Jude Bolton- 5/10

25. Ted Richards- 4/10

27. Kristin Thornton- 4.5/10

29. Martin Mattner- 6/10

30. Lewis Roberts- Thompson- 5/10

31. Brett Kirk- 6.5/10

32. Lewis Jetta- 4/10

33. Jarred Moore- 5/10

35. Campbell Heath- 8/10

37. Adam Goodes- 5/10

39. Heath Grundy- 6/10

40. Nicholas Smith- 8.5/10

41. Shane Mumford- 5/10

42. Paul Bevan- 7/10

43. Matthew O’Dwyer- 3.5/10

Total: 204.5      Average: 5.38

WEST COAST EAGLES-

1. Mitch Brown- 8/10

2. Mark LeCras- 8.5/10

4. Daniel Kerr- 4.5/10

5. Bradley Ebert- 4/10

6. Mark Nicoski- 4/10

7. Chris Masten- 4/10

8. Beau Waters- 5/10

9. Nic Naitanui- 4/10

10. Scott Selwood- 8/10

11. Matthew Priddis- 5/10

12. Brad Sheppard- 8/10

13. Luke Shuey- 4/10

14. Koby Stevens- 5.5/10

15. Thomas Swift- 4/10

16. Eric Mackenzie- 5.5/10

17. Josh Kennedy- 7/10

18. Bradd Dalziell- 4/10

19. Tim Houlihan- 8.5/10

20. Dean Cox- 4/10

21. Quinten Lynch- 4/10

22. Ryan Neates- 4/10

23. Darren Glass- 6/10

24. Matthew Rosa- 4/10

25. Shannon Hurn- 4/10

26. Sam Butler- 4.5/10

27. Ben McKinley- 4/10

28. Ashley Smith- 7/10

29. Ashley Hanson- 5/10

30. Matthew Spangher- 5/10

31. Will Schofield- 8.5/10

32. Andrew Embley- 6/10

33. Jordan Jones- 4/10

34. Tony Notte- 7/10

35. Patrick McGinnity- 4/10

37. Adam Selwood- 7/10

38. Brett Jones- 6.5/10

40. William Sullivan- 6.5/10

42. Beau Wilkes- 6/10

44. Gerrick Weedon- 4/10

Total: 212.5    Average: 5.45

WESTERN BULLDOGS-

1. Jarrad Grant- 4/10

2. Robert Murphy- 4/10

3. Andrejs Everitt- 5/10

4. Daniel Cross- 6/10

5. Matthew Boyd- 4/10

6. Brad Johnson- 5/10

7. Shaun Higgins- 8.5/10

8. Mitchell Hahn- 4/10

9. Lindsay Gilbee- 5/10

10. Nathan Eagleton- 4/10

11. Sam Reid- 5/10

12. Tom L. Williams- 4/10

13. Daniel Giansiracusa- 8.5/10

14. Callan Ward- 6/10

15. Ben Hudson- 4/10

16. Ryan Griffen- 6/10

17. Adam Cooney- 6/10

18. Brennan Stack- 4.5/10

19. Liam Jones- 4/10

20. Josh Hill- 4/10

21. Jason Akermanis- 5/10

22. Dylan Addison- 5/10

23. Jordan Roughead- 5/10

25. Ryan Hargrave- 7/10

27. William Minson- 4/10

28. Barry Hall- 5/10

29. Easton Wood- 7.5/10

30. Christian Howard- 7/10

31. James Mulligan- 7/10

32. Jarrad Boumann- 7/10

33. Tim Callan- 4/10

34. Jason Tutt- 6/10

35. Stephen Tiller- 5/10

36. Brian Lake- 5/10

37. Lukas Markovic- 5/10

38. Dale Morris- 7/10

40. Jarrod Harbrow- 5/10

42. Liam Picken- 4/10

43. Shane Thorne- 4/10

44. Brodie Moles- 8/10

49. Ayce Cordy- 4/10

Total: 219        Average: 5.34

Ladder:

1. WEST COAST-5.45

2. COLLINGWOOD-5.41

3. SYDNEY- 5.38

4. WESTERN BULLDOGS- 5.34

5. RICHMOND- 5.28

6. GEELONG- 4.96

7. MELBOURNE- 4.95

8.  ST.KILDA- 4.82

9.  ESSENDON- 4.74

10.  PORT ADELAIDE- 4.69

11. NORTH MELBOURNE- 4.68

12.  CARLTON- 4.58

13. BRISBANE- 4.56

14. HAWTHORN- 4.55

15. ADELAIDE- 4.52

16. FREMANTLE- 4.43

Special thanks to Steve for taking care of the mathematical stuff.  :)

About Danielle Eid

Im 21, cute and most importantly im the Collingwood Football Club's very own PRINCESS!! :) A Latrobe Uni student studying Bachelor of Journalism. Admirer of Samantha Lane and Jon Ralph. Not your typical 'Robot Journalist' Has survived a Malthouse presser and is looking forward to Carlton missing out on finals this year.

Comments

  1. John Butler says:

    Pushing the scientific envelope once again Danni. Great stuff. :)

  2. Phantom says:

    Are your eyes giong Danielle? Cameron Ling has to be a ten.

    Could your next thesis be the hotness of the Knackery participants?

    Phantom.

  3. Tony Robb says:

    Danni
    Well done on what must have been an arduous task. You might like to do a comparative study of the supporters who sit behind the goals. Im afraid while ever Joffa and his side kicks sit there the Pies will be on the bottom rung of the fans looks ladder for sometime.
    cheers
    TR

  4. Dave Latham says:

    Luke Power 7.5/10, Jack Anthony 8/10? You got Brett Burton pretty right I’d say.

    How you’d rate Ronny Wearmouth is an utter mystery.

  5. Tony Robb says:

    Dave, Nobody but Collingwood supporters rated Ronny Wearmouth lol

  6. Dave Latham says:

    Tony, I know how I’d rate Ronny, but I’m talking the Danielle System which has no binding logic that I can put my finger on. Jack at 8!

    There’s no accounting for taste.

  7. Danielle says:

    lol thats for all the comments, keep them comming!
    Yes JACK IS AN 8!!! :)
    I have lots track of how many girls have seen his picture on the school diary and said; “oh whose that? hes hot!” :)
    So im not alone in thinking that, im jst sayin. :)

    jb- Thanks :)

    Tony Robb- LOL well i have seen plenty of good-looking Collingwood fans to tell you the truth, but yes it would be interesting.

    Phantom- the only red head ive loved is Ron Weasley from Harry Potter ( and my bffl ofcorse)

  8. Collingwood second on the hotness ladder? -.-

    Good stuff. Been a long time in the making haha.

  9. Steve Healy says:

    No problem Danni, I’m always there when needed ;) But I did put that word of thanks in anyway no I pretty much said thanks to myself

  10. Danielle says:

    9- Steve did you really think i wasnt going to do that anyway>??!

    And..
    YOU took comment nine! :(
    lol
    its okay.
    thanks again though.

  11. Steve Healy says:

    lol.

    I was definitely surprised that west coast finished on top, and sorry I took a while to send it to you.

  12. Dave Latham says:

    If Jack is 8 in the looks dept, Steven Milne is an elegant bachelor, Bryce Gibbs an enforcer and Mark Blake a Rhodes Scholar.

  13. Danielle says:

    12- Whoa there,there is A HUGE diff between Milne and Jack in looks!
    You can’t compare them!
    And, Bryce Gibbs is great looking!

  14. Danni – So you were too lazy to find an image of Gourdis and Webberley huh?
    Just so you can finish what you’ve started, here’s Gourdis: http://l.yimg.com/ao/i/sp/afl/players/2009/120/261260.jpg
    And Webberley:
    http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200906/r381710_1779045.jpg

    Absolutely astonished at the extent to which you did this, well done.

    Just out of interest though, how could you give Troy Selwood a 5 out of 10, but Adam Selwood a 7? They’re pretty much the same person in terms of looks. Did you boost the West Coast players marks so they would win over Collingwood, so you could wave away any accusations of bias?

  15. Danni – So you were too lazy to find an image of Gourdis and Webberley huh? It’s not hard to Google their names and find pictures of them.

    Absolutely astonished at the extent to which you did this, well done.

    Just out of interest though, how could you give Troy Selwood a 5 out of 10, but Adam Selwood a 7? They’re pretty much the same person in terms of looks. Did you boost the West Coast players marks so they would win over Collingwood, so you could wave away any accusations of bias?

  16. Danielle says:

    14- lol no Adam i didnt want to stray from officail club website for pics, it wouldnt be fair.

    Even though the Selwood are bros and do have similarities, one bro is just hotter than the other- Joel deffers is best.

    No i didnt boost anything Adam.
    I thought Richmond or Geelong would have ended up on top but what do you know! :)

  17. Danni – just so you know, Troy and Adam are identical twins.

  18. Are North still a mathamatical chance of making the top eight in your hot ladder?

  19. Danielle says:

    17- well one obviously looked hotter for one reason or another!
    smile in the photo, the hair, these factors can make a difference.

    Josh- lol if u had Alan Obst!
    he would have been a 9/10
    he’s a stunner!

  20. Steve Healy says:

    Yeah Josh I actually thought it meant Obst was included until danni told me not to, i worked out that’d bring the average to 4.78 but only good enough for 9th

  21. David Downer says:

    Danni,

    Good grief! I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry. I did the former. Stellar effort.

    I think your talents could be put to good use at the next draft camp. The recruiters have measurements for endurance, agility, skills, reflexes, character etc …but are clearly missing a desperately overlooked KPI: “Hotness”.

    And if the top-rating AFL side full of fit, elite athletes can only manage 5.45 out of 10 …lord know’s what you’d rate the male almanackers themselves with the pending photo profiles in this season’s book!

    DD

  22. Danielle says:

    DD- lol i love the mixed responses i am getting!
    i am just happy i got to the finish line, it did take a while.

    Omg that is so funny b/c my uncle says the same thing to me all the time near the draft-
    “Danni i think you should go and keep an eye on the selectors, that way Collingwood will turn into a modeling agency and us Blues fans will be happy!”
    LOL
    :)

    As for my fellow almanackers they can’t be rated, they are all beautiful people. :)

  23. Luckily Anthony Morabito looks a lot better on the field. On the evidence of that club photo do you think the doctor slapped his mother for giving birth to such an ugly boy?

  24. So VERY annoyed Healy!!
    (lol)

  25. Steve Healy says:

    Im really really sorry, haha!

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