AFL: Alphabet Soup

Now the AFL
Is a licence to sell
Some call it M
For Tiger Mayhem

We’ve added an X
Game needed more sex
The National Choice
Ask Barnaby Joyce

Double the market
Not one gender
But two
Now we’ve got W

Trademark AFL B
Used to be Ressies
Add AFL G
For transgender and lezzies

AFL F
When you play with your Friends
A dollar a kick
Your game meets our ends

AFL J
The game played in Jail
We’ll discount the price
A sale is a sale

AFL K
The game for your Kids
You gotta be in it
Wouldn’t miss it for quids

AFL O
Our game Overseas
Import and Export
Opportunities seized

AFL Zed
When you play in your head
We’ve licensed your dreams
Into marketing schemes

Comments

  1. Yvette Wroby says:

    AFL-Y?
    the X doesn’t fly
    loving the W
    and M is a go.

  2. Good stuff, AFL PB.

  3. DBalassone says:

    Good stuff PB, but don’t forget…

    the iAFL
    it’s played online / (can’t you tell)
    at AFL house
    all you need is a keyboard / and a mouse.

  4. PB, methinks if you add the justified criticism of AFLX to the concerns about the decision making of the AFL leadership,maybe SNAFU is not too far off the mark.

    Glen!

  5. John Butler says:

    PB, you just know someone at AFL HQ is going to take this seriously. Please remember, we now live in a post-satiric time.

    I’m holding you responsible for what happens next.

  6. Luke Reynolds says:

    Brilliant PB!

    Who does Barnaby barrack for?

  7. Paddy O'Peace says:

    Our Deputy named Barnaby Joyce
    Has suddenly Lost his voice
    HE looks like a ram & may be priapic
    I know that is not terribly nice.

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