Found this windblown piece of paper pressed up against a cow in a tree somewhere in the Docklands:
“Possible Lineup 2013 Grand Final Entertainment”
Neil Young – The Needle and the Damage Done (AD – too obvious)
Roxy Music – I Love The Drugs (AD – see above)
The Verve – The Drugs Don’t Work (AD – too contemporary)
(AD) – How about we rebadge some old Aussie favourites ?
The Peptides (Riptides)
Johnny Diesel and The Injectors (no change required)
(Paul Kelly and) The High Rise Bombers (ditto)
or those cute English girls ASADArama ?
Or how about some video tributes
Lionel Rose – I Dank You
Bob Dylan – Subcutaneous Homesick Blues
The Band – The Weight
Joe Tex – Ain’t Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Bombers)
The Beatles – I Should Have Known Better
The Ramones (et al) – Needles and Pins
Or anything by
The Chemical Brothers
or Needle Diamond
stuff it, what’s Meat Loaf’s number again ?