In the wake of two of the worst membership slogans in football history from Carlton I ask other club supporters for their thoughts on next year’s themes for their or other teams membership drives.
Here’s a couple of quick ones
Adelaide: At least we’re not Port
Brisbane: He’s not the messiah. He’s just a naughty boy
Carlton: Dont start a Blue
Collingwood: No seriously. We will win it this year
Essendon: Bravo Tango Foxtrot. Command to “Bomber”. We’re going down
Freo: We’ve dumped the ballast.
Geelong: So long Sun
Hawthorn: We really are a better class of bird
Melbourne: Tanks for the memories
Kangas: Poor and proud
Port: Allen Scott. You were basically correct
Richmond: Ninth for the taking. Its ours
Saints: We had the glaziers in. The window just got bigger
Sydney: Forget the West, Paddington’s the best
West Coast: Stuff the AFL. They’re our minerals
Bullies: Right said Red
About Tony Robb
A life long Blues supporter of 49 years who has seen some light at the end of the tunnel that isn't Mick Malthouse driving a train.
Try this Tony. Those Pies supporters have convinced me we are past it. And they are so reliable in their footy smarts.
We are Geelong the oldest team of all
We are Geelong we’re going off the boil
We play the game as if for pension pay
In the old folks’ home today
We move in walking frames
We’ve lost our spark
In the McKellar Centre car park
Geelong: Grumpy Old Men
Shouldn’t Essendon’s call sign be ‘Whiskey Tango Foxtrot’?
From the going on at Brisbane they might go by the slogan
Brisbane- Imploding one day at a time.